There is only one specific day of the week in Akechi's Palace where neither Prince or GR Goro are nowhere to be seen. Theres just a little sign hanging on the Green room that says: Fuck Off. No one disturbs Akechi during this time so its impossible to actually get in to this room
Real Akechi usually says he isnt feeling well during this time, so one day Akira decides to bring him soup up to his apartment. When he knocks, there's no answer, so Akira does what Akira does best, & lockpicks the door, fully intending to leave the soup on the counter
He breaks in easily enough & slides into the kitchen placing down the container not realizing that all the while Akechis sitting on his couch in a tshirt &sweatpants watching the newest episode of Featherman & has a clear view of the kitchen

"Kurusu what the hell are you doing?"
Not used to being surprised, Akira lets out a horrified shriek & turns toward Akechi "AH uh... Soup? Since ur not feeling well?"

Akechi gives a strained smile. "Well, I appreciate the thought, but you should probably leave before u get sick..." The featherman theme blares.
"...that the new episode?"


"...Can I watch for a bit?"

"...yeah sure."

The sign on the greenroom door fades away.

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