Read this thread completely to know what's happening in India! - A cleaner who used to clean the flight's cockpit saw a book named "How to drive a plane - Part One". He opened that book and had gone through the first page. "Press the RED button to start the engine," Book says. +1
He sat on the pilot's seat and presses the RED button, the engine started! He got much joy and gone for page two. It said, "To move the plane, press the BLUE button". He did as the book said. The plane started to move and increased its speed. +1
Then he eagerly wanted to fly. Turned to page three and read "To fly high press GREEN button". He pressed that button and the plane went up. He enjoyed flying up to 20 min in the sky. After that, he decided to land the flight. So that he turned to next page. He got stressed +1
And his body was trembling. Because, the 4th page says "To learn how to land the plan, buy the Part - II of this book from the next store"! That worker's name is MODI, standing confused before the people as can't produce new India. Nowadays he doesn't speak about #AccheDin too.
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