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22 Feb, 3 tweets, 1 min read
In 2019, 12,600 Nigerians became permanent residents of Canada, putting it fourth on list of countries of citizenship, behind India (85,585), China (30,260) and the Philippines (27,815)

7,000,000 babies are delivered yearly in Nigeria, 19,000 babies per day.( Unicef stats)
All those who "japa'd" to Canada were replaced in a day with new babies. We have numerous pregnant women 😃😃😃 and people still dey knack. National average age of 18 years..
So the solution can never be immigration...
**emigration**

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When a celebrity calls Nigeria a shithole, he or she is indirectly calling you all pieces of shit. Nigeria is a geographical space. There is no Nigeria without the people. A derogatory term used by the sick Trump has become your favorite .
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