This is so sweet! Someone sent me some fan mail here at the office! Image
Onto the brag wall it goes. Image
Thank god they clarified! I was about to file this in accounts payable. Image
I must admit, I think the judgment here is a little bit harsh, and would argue that I'm only ~mostly~ an ass-wipe.
"Suckle Duration as Risk Factor for Ass-wipe Status: a retrospective study"
While I do admire boldness in graphic design, I do have notes about the lack of a coherent motif in their stationary decoration. Image
Welcome to all the new followers this turn of events has brought my way! I look forward to seeing how many of you come to think the letter writer may have had a point.
One of the medical assistants told me the front desk got a very angry phone call the day I commented unsympathetically about Rush Limbaugh shuffling this mortal coil (not sorry!), so perhaps this is related.

Not sure how suckling would play into this, must admit.
Gonna wrap up this thread by saying thank you to every lovely person who has said something kind to me in reply to this. I know this is only a fraction of what so many women and BIPOC are confronted with, and I am aware of the privilege that lets me laugh this off.
I’d wonder if this would bump my rating, but there’s already no room for improvement.

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