Absolutely love when I'm walking down the sidewalk and I encounter a crow.
Because that crow is obviously not going to move for a PEON like me. It just does a grudging little sideways shuffle, and then goes back to eating whatever detritus it found.
Because that crow is obviously not going to move for a PEON like me. It just does a grudging little sideways shuffle, and then goes back to eating whatever detritus it found.
Most wild animals are like, "oh shit oh FUCK a human ohgodohgod!!" And they scramble away as fast as they can.
Not crows!
"FLY away? Oh, honey. It's adorable you think you're worth that kind of effort. 💅 I will scoot six (6) inches to the side, and you will have to make do."
Not crows!
"FLY away? Oh, honey. It's adorable you think you're worth that kind of effort. 💅 I will scoot six (6) inches to the side, and you will have to make do."
You're so right, little dude. I am not worth it! Don't fly away for the likes of me!
Fucking suburb, you funky little corvids. ♥️
Fucking suburb, you funky little corvids. ♥️
...LOL. That was supposed to say "superb" obviously. But you know what, the autocorrected version works too. This did occur in the fucking suburbs!
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