Because apparently only ONE PERSON that isn't me has strong feelings about Pokemon, I present:
The Star Trek Cookout- A Thread.
Let's do this...
Nyota Uhura is invited to the cookout. Duh. She the first one on the list. She family. Can't be a cookout without her. HOWEVER she don't bring a dish. Y'all can either have her bring her voice or she can bring a dish, but she ain't doing both. That's why you got other guests.
Spock... is only invited because of his sister. Boy isn't cook out material on his own, but folks vouched for him so we gonna let it ride this once. He brings a vegetarian dish like a salad. Ain't bad but, it ain't the highlight either. Feed it to the children or something.
As a tit connoisseur, let me break it down for y’all sad little Trek dweebs (A thread)
As far as Tiddies go, Kirk is a basic bitch. There’s nothing special to them. They aren’t muscular or too flat. Just your base line tiddie. He is the definition of a 5/10.
Now for comparison, I give you Spock. He has them tiddies you can cup and rub on because they’re furry and got some heft. Baby boy could fill your hands with them tiddies and they match his lean frame. That’s a solid 7/10, rounding up a little.