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1 Mar, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Trump: shut down the kid cages built on radioactive waste.

Biden: Fuck them kids.
Media under Trump: Kid cages in military dump

Media under Biden (probably): President explores option of giving migrant children radioactive superpowers.
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22 Feb
The Neera Tanden faked email created in the notes app on iphone is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this website

Someone get it to @pdoocy to ask @PressSec about it
ICYMI

STEP 1:

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16 Feb
Wait... the Capitol hill officer died of a stroke?

The NYT stealth edited their story to show he wasn't hit by a fire extinguisher... that's fucking wild.

NYT should be shut down

news.yahoo.com/times-corrects… via @YahooNews
"Law enforcement officials initially said Sicknick was struck with a fire extinguisher, but weeks later, police sources & investigators were at odds over whether he was hit. Medical experts have said he did not die of blunt force trauma, according to a law enforcement official."
NYT stealth edit came on 2/12 with an added update: UPDATE: New information has emerged regarding the death of the Capitol Police officer Brian Sicknick that questions the initial cause of his death provided by officials close to the Capitol Police.
LINK: web.archive.org/web/2021010823…
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14 Feb
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Step one

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Step two

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26 Jan
Sheldon Whitehouse is the biggest hypocrite when it comes to Dark Money

If he actually cared, he would call out the Biden administration and their dark money allies
Democrats deride 'dark' money, but a new analysis shows it helped boost Joe Biden
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Biden's nominees are also puppets to dark money groups

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24 Jan
For the 2nd week in a row, a lazy WaPo columnist is demanding fox news be taken down.
Remember just two days ago the paper got caught deleting unflattering info on Kamala Harris from a two year old profile. Their excuse was “the original story remains available in print.”
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So did WaPo’s media columnist cover her paper trying to memory-hole bad info on Dems?

Lmao of course not.

Her embarrassing twitter feed is indistinguishable from a Media Matters activist.
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