The alphabetical list of ingredients of this ONE MEAL is simply astounding. 😖

Alum
Ascorbic Acid
Caffeine
Calcium Chloride
Canola Oil
Caramel Color
Carbonated
Cheese Cultures
Citric Acid
Color Added
Corn Oil
Corn Syrup
Cream
Cucumbers
Dextrose
Diced Pickles
Distilled Vinegar
1/
Egg Yolks
Enriched Flour
Enzymes
Extractives of Paprika
Extractives of Turmeric (Color)
Flour
Folic Acid
Garlic Powder
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Hydrolyzed Corn Soy and Wheat
Hydrolyzed Wheat And Hydrolyzed Milk
Iron
Lettuce
Malted Barley
Milk
2/
Milk Derivatives
Mono and Diglycerides Enzymes
Natural Beef Flavor
Natural Flavors
Niacin
Onion Powder
Onions
Polysorbate 80
Potassium Sorbate
Potato Flour
Potatoes
Propylene Glycol Alginate
Riboflavin
Salt
Sesame Seeds
Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate
Sodium Citrate
Soy Lecithin
3/
Soybean Oil
Spice Extractives
Spices
Sugar
Sweet Relish
Thiamine Mononitrate
Turmeric
Vegetable Oil
Vegetable Protein
Vinegar
Water
Wheat
Wheat Flour
Wheat Gluten
Xanthan Gum
Yeast
4/

NEW RULE: Only eat things that don't have ingredient lists, or whose lists fit in one tweet. 😉

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