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2 Mar, 9 tweets, 2 min read

We'll try and stick to news

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1366574357905039368

Understandable actually nypost.com/2021/03/02/ama…

READ: the now "discontinued" book from Dr. Seuss that's oh-so controversial! twitter.com/i/events/13667…

READ another "discontinued" Dr. Seuss book.

... I jinxed it when I said I'd talk about news today. twitter.com/i/events/13668…

There's NOTHING even remotely close to controversial/ban-worthy in McElligot's Pool twitter.com/i/events/13668…

Want a read of the room, here, dear followers:

There's three other banned Dr. Seuss books. Do you want threads of those too?

back to news nypost.com/2021/03/02/hom…

... we'll try the whole news thing again tomorrow.

all right all right all right all right all right

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