Thread by @ianmSC

I want to apologize. I’ve been saying masks don’t work, but I was informed by a number of blue checks today that they work.

Got it? They just do, ok? It doesn’t matter if cases skyrocket w/mask usage. That just means they were working, but in mysterious ways.

So my apologies.

It literally does not matter what the data shows, because they work. You know it, I know it. They just work. Someone from the CDC decided they work a year ago based on nothing, and now they just work. They don’t have to prove it with data, or actually useful studies. They work.

How could they be working when all of these areas saw gigantic increases even after masks were put into place?

Doesn’t matter. Here’s a link to a compilation of useless lab studies from UCSF or Nature

It literally does not matter what the data says. The data is lying. Because masks work, ok? You don’t get to argue with me about it, experts who have been wrong about almost everything for a year told me they do. And they are never wrong. Except when they’re wrong, all the time.

Anyway, I’m truly sorry for downloading data from official or reputable tracking sites and then plotting mask mandates on a chart.

I’ve been told that it’s not useful to do that, because experts say masks work. And they are infallible.