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4 Mar, 4 tweets, 1 min read
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THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE STAR WARS MUSIC IF YOU PUT IT THROUGH THE TOTAL CUNT-A-TRON!
me: "I need to go to sleep"
me 2 minutes later: "I need to stay up night reading about Scientology's jazz band" theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
Not one bit of Space Jazz sounds like jazz.

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