Thread by @peterdaou

i'm so thrilled with biden. he exudes dignity, decency, compassion, kindness, and thoughtfulness. he is so awesome and amazing that I can barely contain myself. biden is the anti-trump. trump is the orange evil man. biden can do no wrong because he's too good to comprehend wrong.

also, i love chess, but i could never imagine playing seven dimensional chess like nancy pelosi. nancy rules. she got under trump's skin so bad. she's just a fabulously brilliant strategist who makes the gop look so horrible and terrible and bad. so bad.

and don't even get me started about obama. he brought so much hope and change that i felt like i was drowning in hope and change. hope and change was everywhere with obama. and he droned those evil terrorists and they'll never hurt our homeland. never ever never.

while i'm at it, can i say something about george bush and his lincoln project friends? they made the best videos, the best, best, best videos. so what if they pocketed a lot of money. they more than deserved it for those great twitter videos. damn those videos were so good.

remember, vote blue no matter who because blue = goodness and blue = perfection and we need more perfection in government. we need democrats because they can save us from the bad republicans like mcconnell the turtle man. everything is great under democrats. they care about me.

POLL: Do I need a sarcasm tag for this thread or is my intention clear?