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8 Mar, 8 tweets, 3 min read
$40 billion dollars wasted, defeated with a wire ladder
Follow up tweet from the archive 👆👆. Listen to this ignoramus
3/ also apparently other countries came to “study” the wall.....
4/ also from the archive, when they brought “special forces” to test the wall “anti climb” technology. It took 3 days of “testing”. DHS TOLD THEM EXPLICITLY NOT TO USE LADDERS FOR THEIR TESTING. Not a joke
The Trump White House did border wall research to find the probability of people climbing the wall using ladders. They put that probably at ZERO when they researched the type of shoes mexicans wear. No way they climb stairs. Let alone a hot wall
6/. Listen to fox and friend’s segment about the special forces and the wall..... “for the safety of the American people” .
7/ these guys didn’t even use a climbing aid, just basic mexican Spider-Man technology
8/ the jeep did drive over the wall.... end of thread

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1/3 You may read this and not care, it will affect you. 3 tweets will take you full circle.

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