this seems like an impressively fair and well-intentioned response, but i also absolutely believe the democrats could and would have stamped this story out long before it got this far if they had any serious national ambitions for cuomo
look at the replies. the base was all geared up to run the exact same playbook they used for joe biden (timing, just kissing, character witnesses, trump is worse, etc) but the leadership just let him hang. the minute SNL got to joke about it you knew he was done
for biden they had state prosecutors investigate *his accuser* and had journos interviewing her former landlord for dirt. the personnel records stayed sealed and there was none of this independent inquiry stuff. a fair investigation means the party doesnt think cuomo is worth it
maybe the investigators will come back and say they didnt find anything, idk. but its been made pretty clear that if the democrats actually thought the truth might hurt party interests they wouldnt risk finding out

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