The Bible story of Samson is making my evangelism difficult π
I'm failing to explain how exactly Samson caught 300 foxes, and tied their tails together and set them on fire π€
They didn't run away? π³
And where he got a donkey jawbone and how he killed 1000 Philistines with it
I'm failing to explain how exactly Samson caught 300 foxes, and tied their tails together and set them on fire π€
They didn't run away? π³
And where he got a donkey jawbone and how he killed 1000 Philistines with it
Like, were these 1000 men waiting in a queue? Because I mean 1000:1 π
How do I explain why he told Delilah the truth after she had made it very clear that she wanted him deadπ
And how the Philistines didn't cut his hair after it started regrowing! Were they that stupid?π
How do I explain why he told Delilah the truth after she had made it very clear that she wanted him deadπ
And how the Philistines didn't cut his hair after it started regrowing! Were they that stupid?π
And how after that donkey bone mass murder, he went and hired a prostitute and had a raunchy night to celebrate π€£
He was so ungovernable π
He was so ungovernable π
I won't start on his beef with his first wife after she cheated on him with his friend
He wanted her punished yet when the Philistines punished her, he burned down their everything π
And why did he take "Sleeping with the enemy" so literally? He kept dating Philistine women π
He wanted her punished yet when the Philistines punished her, he burned down their everything π
And why did he take "Sleeping with the enemy" so literally? He kept dating Philistine women π
He still dated Delilah and told her the truth after he had told the other Philistine woman the truth about the Lion riddle and she betrayed him.
And why when he wanted to pay a debt, instead of getting a job, he went and killed people, took their money and went to pay up π
And why when he wanted to pay a debt, instead of getting a job, he went and killed people, took their money and went to pay up π
And how do I explain how bhud' Samson is the reason the Philistines waged war on the Israelites? The guy single handedly caused a war!
His own people didn't like him much as well. He killed too much and always caused trouble for everyone. He just didn't care π
His own people didn't like him much as well. He killed too much and always caused trouble for everyone. He just didn't care π
How about how he was a Nazarite but broke all the Nazarite vows π€£
Like he broke ALL of them ππ
He did everything he was told not to do π π
Like he broke ALL of them ππ
He did everything he was told not to do π π
As for his mjolo with Delilah, I have no words. Delly made it clear that she just wanted to betray him. She wasn't even subtle about it! But he told her anyway
Now Iβm not sure why he kept letting Delilah tie him upβ¦ Well, I have one idea but we arenβt going to go there π
Now Iβm not sure why he kept letting Delilah tie him upβ¦ Well, I have one idea but we arenβt going to go there π
His death was amazing thoughπ₯
He took down 3000 Philistines. Serves them right for not seeing that his hair had grown π
Samson was a whole mood πππ₯
The other who was as crazy is Absalom. Remember how he had an orgy with his father's side chicks & made everyone watch ππ
He took down 3000 Philistines. Serves them right for not seeing that his hair had grown π
Samson was a whole mood πππ₯
The other who was as crazy is Absalom. Remember how he had an orgy with his father's side chicks & made everyone watch ππ
Whoever said the Bible is boring? π
Whoever said the Bible is boring clearly doesn't read the same Bible as the rest of us π
Let me get back to evangelizingπΆββοΈ
It's our job to win souls for the kingdom ππβ₯οΈ
You read this far? Be blessed β₯
Let me get back to evangelizingπΆββοΈ
It's our job to win souls for the kingdom ππβ₯οΈ
You read this far? Be blessed β₯
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