Because nothing is perfect, my older neighbors start banging in the side yard by my bedroom at 8:30 in the morning because old people hate sleep, hate brunch, and hate me.
I deliberately chose a street without families because bless y’all but I don’t need those shenanigans. I did not, however, think through the elderly’s penchant for living all of life before 9 am.
Guess I will leave a passive aggressive comment on Facebook, if I understand suburban warfare correctly.
NextDoor is an escalation, y’all. Sheesh. Way to burn it all down.
If I start with NextDoor, bypassing the Facebook group, I violate the Geneva Greenlefe Subdivision Convention. Honor in warfare. It’s like y’all didn’t read the 48 Laws of Power!
How do you look at this thread and think that 1) i am asking you, specifically, for guidance to solve the problem of my early riser neighbors and 2) get pissy because ain't nobody talking to you, Craig? Jeez.
"why don't you just TALK to them!" why don't you trip on a rock and catch yourself with your face?
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