The key thing to takeaway from all this is that it is the Police Commissioner, Cressida Dick, with whom the buck stops on all this.
And she has some serious explaining to do.
Christ. Because I apparently also have to state the bleedin' obvious:
As I said last night, the ISSUE here is the Met's institutional awfulness and the legislative framework under which they do shit like this - a framework that gets even WORSE on Monday.
Just don't listen to people using this as another way of having a shadow pop at the Mayor.
You can want the Mayor to have magical police powers all you want, but it would be a SHIT IDEA.
Because what happens the first time you have a hard right mayor?
Think ahead, people.
So spend your energy writing to your respective MPs demanding they don't vote for the Police Bill on Monday, and keep up the pressure for Cressida Dick to accept the Met is fucking awful and THAT buck stops with her.
Not listening to people on Twitter who are inventing magical powers the Mayor doesn't have because they are either:
1) Pissed off that Khan didn't show Magic Grandpa sufficient love 2) Pissed off that Khan isn't white enough for their shitty and incorrect vision of London.
Okay, LAST POINT, because people keep asking.
The Mayor can't just 'fire' the Commissioner. This is Bowling, not 'Nam. There are rules.
The process is as follows:
1) The Mayor (or Home Secretary) have to inform the Commissioner that they believe there are reasons for them to resign 2) The Commissioner has to respond to those reasons in writing.
3) Neither the Home Secretary NOR the Mayor are LEGALLY PERMITTED to call for the Commissioner's resignation, in public, before steps 1) and 2) have been completed. 4) If the report doesn't satisfy the Mayor, they have to ask the HS to be allowed to request a resignation.
5) If the Home Secretary gives permission for the Mayor to make a public request for the Commissioner's resignation, then the Mayor is now allowed to do so. 6) The Commissioner MUST then resign. It's the law.
PREEMPTIVE ANSWER:
"But why can't he just suspend her in the meantime?!"
The Mayor can suspend the Commissioner IF they are committing to begin the process above.
BUT ONLY if the Home Secretary agrees.
The relevant bit of law you're looking for is here (h/t Benjamin Lewis)
These are the rules. S'why you won't hear the Mayor directly call for Cressida Dick's resignation today. And also why, if she is suspended, you already know that Priti Patel is on board with it too.
Hot takes are hot takes, but the law is the law.
And the law is what matters.
And no. The Mayor can't use clever words to imply they want a Commissioner out, beforehand.
That would break the requirement to consider the written response FAIRLY.
The fired commissioner could easily argue they'd already made their mind up.
Life isn't the fucking West Wing.
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Your periodic reminder that "just asking questions" in someone's replies doesn't make you Aristotle. It makes you a wanker.
There's a LOT of it going around right now.
Don't be a Sea Lion lads. It's fucking toxic behaviour.
No harm in GENUINE questions. But things to think about:
1) is this about THEIR experience, not mine? 2) Will answering add to THEIR emotional labour, not mine? 3) Am I lazily asking them to be my Google? 4) Would they have to be stupid to not have already thought about this?
How to write an About section if you have no choice. A thread:
1) DECIDE WHO IT IS FOR:
- Users who need to understand who you are as a team or individuals
- Regulators, because you're legally required to show your creds
- Your staff. To make them feel valued
2) WRITE IT FOR THAT AUDIENCE AND THAT AUDIENCE ONLY
- Think about the tone of voice they would expect it to be in.
- Do an actual list, with a pen, on paper, of the things they actually need to read.
3) GET TO THE POINT
Keep the the content short and to the point, using your written list. Your About page is not fucking Lord of the Rings. You don't need to open it with several paragraphs waffling on about the amazing tale you're about to weave.
I'm not making a moral judgement on the way the Queen has wielded the monarchy she has created. I'm just explaining how she's done it. And that she's done it WELL.
But the model comes with a cost: It means you HAVE to defend the individuals within it.
The Queen has saved AND destroyed the monarchy. She forged it into something fit for the 20th Century by linking it to generational support of an individual, not the office.
But her long reign has robbed Charles AND William of their chance to build generational bases.
That's fatal for it as institution, in its current form. The Sussex disaster has highlighted that keeping the EXISTING generational support (Boomers, high-end Xers) is incompatIble with support from Xennial and below.
You can't build a new form of monarchy when your powerbase is the Daily Mail comment section. You can only prolong the old one.
And that means when change DOES come, you have no control over the direction it takes.
The Firm got gifted a chance to pivot, and missed it.
A tail has been placed upon me. This means I am not allowed to move.
This is the evening visit. He has arrived, distinctly perfumed, and is claiming he has been out hunting sparrows all day and definitely doesn't have an actual home that he has been snoozing in. No siree.
Also, are there any Dreamies? He believes he could force a few down if so.
Failing that, if everyone in the house could instead go to bed immediately so he can snuggle up on a duvet, then this would also be acceptable.