According to the comments, it was either Brandi Carlile, Brandi Carlile, Brandi Carlile, Brandi Carlile, Brandi Carlile, or Brandi Carlile.
I think it was Brandi Carlile.
Brittany Howard of Alabama Shakes has pipes for days. Wow. Killed that.
She reduced Coldplay’s Chris Martin to the backup band.
Ooooh, Mickey Guyton. Excellent.
It is the industry that has kept country lily white not the music.
Guyton is a testimony to how much of a loss that has been for the genre. She’s amazing.
And not to diss Miranda Lambert who I like but “Bluebird” kinda proves the point. It is fine. It is pleasant. It is not special, different or noteworthy.
But here comes the stellar Maren Morris with the tedious John Mayer.
True story: a woman I was dating was with two friends in a lounge in SoHo.
Mayer was there. Eyes them up. Comes over, tries to chat them up and then is like “Hey, sorry, no pictures tonight, ladies.”
They look at each other like “Who does he think wants his picture here?”😂🤣
Song of the Year...
H.E.R. - I Can’t Breathe
That woulda been my guess. Not like Roddy Ricch or Post Malone had a chance there; this isn’t Eilish’s moment; and Beyoncé has LeBron disease: great is her normal; doesn’t get the consideration when merely very good.
Commercial for “In the Heights”
I can’t wait for that one. The musical was fantastic - and that’s my old neighb. That’s the part of the city that birthed the Hoarse.
You can take the boy out of the Heights; you can’t take the Heights out of the boy.
Meghan the Stallion coming up...
Everybody talking about WAP but Ratchet is the jam.
Classic. Boogie. Ratchet.
Relatable. That’s the Hoarse ethos.
*thee
**bougie.
Autocorrect doesn’t speak Meghan thee Stallion.
The thing I like about Meghan thee Stallion is that she doesn’t give a remote shit whether you approve.
Now we pivot to Cardi B before looping back for the W.A.P. duet, I assume.
Somewhere, Ben Shapiro just turned up the dehumidifier to 100 and is now hiding in a broom closet.
Missed a couple things there. Sorry.
Post Malone up next. Looking fit and well. Good to see. Looked like he may have been going down a not terrific road last year.
What’s with Post Malone going all rock and roll?
He musta watched Machine Gun Kelly rocking out on Ryan Seacrest’s New Years Eve show.
He’s ‘hip-pop’. Rocking out isn’t his lane. “Sunflowers”. That kind of thing.
Best pop vocal album of the year goes to Dua Lipa.
Gotta be honest, surprised Taylor Swift’s “Folklore” didn’t win there. Swift has won when she shouldn’t have, so certainly no injustice there.
Lil Baby up now.
He is getting a ton of traction because he drops new music, like, every five minutes.
In the last year, he has dropped seven singles and three albums. The man is prolific.
My son and I were just talking about Lil Baby vs. Roddy Ricch. First time I ever listened to Ricch, I told my son “He’s next. He’s the one.” He has dropped hit after hit since.
Lil Baby is built for the times though. You’re prolific or out of mind. Produce fast or fade.
Beyoncé wins for best R&B performance - and breaks the all-time Grammy’s record for most wins by any artist...
...and just think of the multitude of times she should have won but got jobbed.
Doja Cat... entertaining... though “Say So” is a little bubblegum for me.
Then again, my son won’t let me listen to “Juicy” because I insist on singing.
🎶 If you can see it from the front, wait til you see it from the back (back back back back) 🎵
Hahahahaha. I just posted about Taylor Swift and Folklore and voila, Folklore wins album of the year.
Black Pumas should have won for their eponymous debut album.
Boo. Black Pumas’ album was the best album of the year. I’m sorry, Folklore was not.
I am not afraid to say this:
BTS are fucking adorable.
Their virtual concert was a blast. A technical achievement. If you can find it, it’s worth the watch. They didn’t just overcome the limits of going virtual, they used the medium to create a new online music experience.
Here’s my man, Roddy Ricch. Let’s gooo.
Meh. Didn’t do himself justice there.
His performances at last years BET Awards with DaBaby and then solo were better.
“The Box” is a good track. That was boring. “Lemonade” is the hit du jour. shoulda played that.
Ringo Starr presenting Record of the Year...
Come on... be Colors.
But it’s gonna be Savage.
LOL. Wrong and wrong.
Billie Eilesh.
And she gracefully devotes her speech to saying Meghan Thee Stallion should’ve won.
Nice touch. But she’s right. Meghan thee Stallion got jobbed.
Even Eilish knew that was a robbery.
Funny how that seems to happen over and over at the Grammy’s. Sour note to end an otherwise fun eve.
The Grammy’s... shaking my head... affirming criticism... again.
Enjoyable show as an evening of music.
Thanks for riding along.
And, we’re out.
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It just aggrieves me to no end that we spotlight ignorant people as if being willfully uneducated is just a condition that befell them which they bear no responsibility for - and which the rest of us need to somehow cure them of like they were helpless toddlers.
Okay, one more thing and then I’m done...
When society adopts the position that the ignorant must always be persuaded first, we give the least intelligent people in society the power to veto things by simply choosing to not believe them... or saying they don’t.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m just blocking anyone in my mentions so fucking stupid they think Republicans can somehow pardon Trump if Cuomo leaves office... and is replaced by a Democratic woman.
And if your response is “Well, I didn’t know that if Cuomo were to leave office, he’d be replaced by the Lieutenant Governor - a Democrat - because that is how it works...”.
WHY ARE YOU SPREADING HORSESHIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT EVEN WORKS?
Stop making our side of the aisle look like the kind of QAnon-believing morons we roll our eyes at.