Thread by @bencoates1

Selected Dutch political slogans, reviewed:

PvdA: “Vote PvdA”
Not really trying hard here, are you guys? I’d love to see the meeting where they workshopped this. “Vote Me” didn’t make the cut I guess.
2/10, must try harder.

Christian Union: “Choose what really matters”
They mean chocolate, right? I think they must mean chocolate. 4/10.

VVD: “Together, stronger, further”
Wasn’t this a Kanye West song?
Not bad, but a bit like something you’d see printed on a big photo of a tiger in a management consultant’s office. 5/10.

GroenLinks: “More Future”
Is this about time travel or something?
Tempting, but after considering my options I’ve decided to go for a party offering Less Future instead.
5/10

Splinter: “sharp and independent”
Boring slogan, but made up for by the party name. I expect to see Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michaelangelo in the cabinet soon.
6/10

(If you weren’t a 90s kid, ignore this joke and move on)

BBB: “We’re bringing the countryside to The Hague”
Too long, and sounds muddy. And how would it fit? I don’t understand. There’s too many tractors on the Malieveld already. 2/10

D66: “Vote for new leadership”
Great idea! Maybe a party which hasn’t been running the country for the last four years? 6/10, could do better.

Pirates party: “We fix that shit”
Unimprovable. Vote Pirate. 14/10.