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18 Mar, 9 tweets, 1 min read
this is one of those rare games that’s so bad I’m actually watching and laughing hysterically as it somehow finds new ways to get worse
oh my god a touchdown and the two point conversion this is amazing
holy shit they’re gonna go double digits
is it really all that debatable vigneault has just totally lost the team
ok so the bad news is we are losing by nine with 18 minutes to go but the good news is one goal every two minutes is very do-able
ok one goal every ninety seconds is still very much reasonable
alright I’ll admit it’s less than optimal and even a bit of an ask but one goal a minute here is not an outrageous feat
feels a little much but we can still score a goal every 20 seconds

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10 Mar
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10 Mar
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9 Mar
WE ARE DOING GREAT WHY ARE YOU ASKING
SAW A FLAG TODAY JUST INCREDIBLE STUFF CANNOT BELIEVE HOW AWESOME THINGS ARE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
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9 Mar
in case you were wondering why the right is fixated on finding one idiotic topic after the next to talk about, it’s to avoid this
take your grievance about obscure children’s books to the grocery store and hand it to the clerk and see how much food it puts in your pantry
this tweet about biden’s dogs ain’t gonna pay the electric bill
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8 Mar
you: how could anyone let this monarchy shit go on so long

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this take just absolutely rules and I’m so glad erick released it into the wild so it’s not just conjecture about how this shit perpetuates
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8 Mar
well I for one find it astounding that the bizarre ceremonial self-indulgent vestigial limb of a colonial power that plundered half the globe retains racist attitudes!
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