you: how could anyone let this monarchy shit go on so long
me:
me:
https://twitter.com/ewerickson/status/1368761512987258884
this take just absolutely rules and I’m so glad erick released it into the wild so it’s not just conjecture about how this shit perpetuates
there’s so much incredible shit going on here but the one I’m fascinated with is how erick only sort of understands the formula that’s brought us a week of “dems cancelled dr seuss” and can’t quite figure out how to apply it here but gosh darn it he is gonna swing for the fences
somewhere in his brain a bulb dimly flickered to life when he saw a discussion of race issues - a ha! they’re trying to cancel something again! I can clean up going anti-anti-racist thing and oh my god the results here are just pure art. I want to buy the original nft
erick will now go through a staunch british monarchist phase where he dresses like a buckingham palace guard for all his cnn appearances
crooning god save the queen on fox and friends and encouraging everyone to buy the union jack on amazon before it’s banned
eating a performative diet of 100% english muffins and marmalade to own the libs, nearly dying, begging don jr don’t let AOC take our nooks and crannies
lmao here we go, big bowls of spotted dick and blasting oasis like a real american patriot 
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