Thread by @GrassrootsSpeak

If Vladimir Putin had me locked in a room & was pointing a gun at me forcing me to drink a poisoned tea guaranteeing a long slow painful death & Marco Rubio came upon us...

I’m pretty sure Rubio would lecture me about how big of a threat China is and read me a Bible verse.

If Vladimir Putin had me locked in a room & was pointing a gun at me forcing me to drink a poisoned tea guaranteeing a long slow painful death & Ted Cruz came upon us...

I’m pretty sure Cruz would finish his call with his wife so they could finalize their Ritz Carlton booking.

If Vladimir Putin had me locked in a room & was pointing a gun at me forcing me to drink a poisoned tea guaranteeing a long slow painful death & Josh Hawley came upon us...

I’m pretty sure Hawley would keep walking but he might come over to fist bump Putin before continuing on.

If Vladimir Putin had me locked in a room & was pointing a gun at me forcing me to drink a poisoned tea guaranteeing a long slow painful death & Jim Jordan came upon us...

I’m pretty sure I would be tempted to drink the tea so I didn’t have to hear Jordan’s non-sensical rants.

If Vladimir Putin had me locked in a room & was pointing a gun at me forcing me to drink a poisoned tea guaranteeing a long slow painful death & Lindsey Graham came upon us...

I’m pretty sure Graham would immediately start complimenting Putin on how wonderful Trump is.

If Vladimir Putin had me locked in a room & was pointing a gun at me forcing me to drink a poisoned tea guaranteeing a long slow painful death & Mitch McConnell came upon us...

I’d have a moment of hope cause after all Mitch obstructs absolutely everything.
Oh who am I kidding🙄