Scott Morrison MIA.
1. Never present at TA. Spent his time lobbying for Lib Party gigs. Became President NSW Libs. Eventually sacked for lying to Senate.
2. Sacked from KPMG. Failed to build Tourism practice. "He was never here," says former partner.
3. Fired from Tourism NZ.
1. Never present at TA. Spent his time lobbying for Lib Party gigs. Became President NSW Libs. Eventually sacked for lying to Senate.
2. Sacked from KPMG. Failed to build Tourism practice. "He was never here," says former partner.
3. Fired from Tourism NZ.
4. Won preselection for Cook after defaming the winner (88-8 vote). The Telegraph paid out $00,000s The reporter was Simon Benson.
5. "I don't discuss on-waters-matters. I don't make running commentary." Enough said.
5. "I don't discuss on-waters-matters. I don't make running commentary." Enough said.
6. Offered Treasury in return for supporting Turnbull's knifing of Abbott.
7. Despite constant denials to his boss, Morrison persistently leaked cabinet Secrets to Simon Benson (now at The Australian) in return for puff-pieces on himself.
7. Despite constant denials to his boss, Morrison persistently leaked cabinet Secrets to Simon Benson (now at The Australian) in return for puff-pieces on himself.
8. Promised Turnbull he supported him, but instructed his followers to vote with Dutton to support a spill. They all switched and voted for Morrison at the next round. Dutton out. Turnbull out.
9. First big test, Australia's devastating bushfires.
9. First big test, Australia's devastating bushfires.
10. Morrison goes on holidays to Hawaii.
11. Morrison instructs his office to lie to journalists about his absence. Eventually, he is revealed by a bunch of posing selfies.
12. In the meantime a large swathe of our rural communities are ablaze.
11. Morrison instructs his office to lie to journalists about his absence. Eventually, he is revealed by a bunch of posing selfies.
12. In the meantime a large swathe of our rural communities are ablaze.
13. He says, quote, "I don't hold a hose, mate."
14. He forces a pregnant woman and a firefighter to shake by grabbing at their hands against their permission.
15. He promises $2 billion in funding. Just 10% has been allocated. t.ly/Eb5q
14. He forces a pregnant woman and a firefighter to shake by grabbing at their hands against their permission.
15. He promises $2 billion in funding. Just 10% has been allocated. t.ly/Eb5q
16. Covid-19 hits Australia. There is no federal govt plan for the protection of aged care facilities. Aged care subsequently makes up the vast majority of Covid deaths.
17. It is acknowledged that the States took control of the pandemic, and successfully saw the risk off.
17. It is acknowledged that the States took control of the pandemic, and successfully saw the risk off.
18. Morrison announces that Australia is "first in the queue" to receive the vaccines, and 4 million will be vaccinated by Marcj
19. It is now mid-March and 1% of Australians have been vaccinated cf 44 million Americans 'fully' vaccinated (about 15% of the population).
19. It is now mid-March and 1% of Australians have been vaccinated cf 44 million Americans 'fully' vaccinated (about 15% of the population).
20. Morrison is now claiming that flooding has slowed down the vaccination rate.
21. On 15 March, hundreds of thousands of women (and men) participated in #March4Justice . Scott Morrison refused to meet organisers.
21. On 15 March, hundreds of thousands of women (and men) participated in #March4Justice . Scott Morrison refused to meet organisers.
22. In Parliament, Morrison makes a veiled threat that in other countries, not far from here, marchers are met with bullets.
23. Morrison refuses to launch an Inquiry into credible rape allegations made against the Attorney-General. He also refuses to stand the AG aside.
23. Morrison refuses to launch an Inquiry into credible rape allegations made against the Attorney-General. He also refuses to stand the AG aside.
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24. Further claims today that Morrison indicated (in #qt and Hansard) that the investigation was under-way by PMO Secretary Gaetjens. Turns out the investigation was halted two weeks ago.
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25. Has an opportunity to pull the country together, begins by citing his love for his wife and children. There are tears.
26. Falls back into character by trying to equivocate a sexual harrassment complaint at Sky. Sky journo says: "There is no harrassment complaint at Sky."
26. Falls back into character by trying to equivocate a sexual harrassment complaint at Sky. Sky journo says: "There is no harrassment complaint at Sky."
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