I went for a long hike with @boreasflame today, catching up after way too long, & we discussed my lack of squeamishness, as well as gender (non)conformity, animism & more (as u do).
We took a long route & at the trailhead saw a dude with a pair of shoeboxes.
Not the weirdest, but sure. He spied us with a look of relief in his eyes and said: “I have a weird question for you. I caught something and I need help setting it free.”
This is the kind of thing I was made for. I got really excited & thought maybe it was a snake 🐍!
“Oh, what is it?” I asked. Still hoping for snake.
“I caught a rat,” he said. “And I... I just can’t. The trap is stuck and I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to get it out.”
A rat! Well, we don’t have many native rats. But maybe it was a pet? I went to see...
Because I get it. Rats are big. But also super smart.
So I walked over to the box (dude is keeping quite a distance from the “rat”) and at first I don’t see anything.
He gestures again and I see a small trap with...
A field mouse. He is SO CUTE.
Seriously. Big eyes, little tiny paws, snooty snoot so twitchy.
Not a rat. *Definitively* not a rat. And this man is pale and trembling.
So I swiftly let it go, and the mouse hopped away, washing its little face and being a Very Good Sport.
The man thanked us profusely, breathless. “Seriously I’ve been out here for 20 minutes and I didn’t know what to do.”
So, long story short: we took the long way around & saved a little 🐁 mouse from a very terrified man who thought it was a rat.
I am glad but also a little disappointed that it wasn’t a snake.
Next time!
I guess I should also wonder if the dude is ok.
Looking at the internet I’m thinking it might have been a jumping mouse. It sure did hop away!
1 - Welcome to #ThreadTalk, muslin edition. Muslin has been all over my feed, so let me cut to the chase:
The finest fabric in human history was perfected by the Bengali people but tragically lost in the wake of imperialism & economic ruin at the hands of the English.
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2 - Muslin was once called "The vapor of dawn" by a Chinese trader named Yuan Chwang. Other names were "woven wind" & "wonder gossamer" - yet it's now synomymous with Regency period dramas.
There's no way around this: it is not a happy story. But it's one people need to hear.
3 - In many ways, this is a companion thread to my original #chintz talk. Chintz and muslin are both made from cotton & both arose to fame b/c of the art, vision, & craft of Indian weavers.
Muslin is a basic plain weave, that means it's just a warp and a weft. But there's more.
1 - It's time for #ThreadTalk. That's right: it's time to dye.
Warning: This feature includes insects🐞, poison☠️, dead bodies 💀, human combustion🔥 & general yuck🤢
And of course colonialism👎. But also gowns! Like this French afternoon dress in yellow & chartreuse from 1866
2 - Most natural fiber fabrics are bit bland at first. Getting them vibrant means the adding of pigment.
Natural wool is often an ivory hue, & it takes a lot of processing to get the right hue. Raw wool pictured below to give you an idea. Carding video:
3 - Red is the color of passion, desire, and… insect secretion. Yes, we get carmine red from carminic acid, a substance we extract from female cochineals. Yum!
Cochineals are scale insects found in the Americas and are often found on prickly pear cactuses.
This fabric art—both fine and folk — is a world heritage art, meaning its inception goes back before recorded times.
So tonight, I’m taking you on a tour around the world.
2 - The word "embroider" comes to English by way Frankish and Proto-German & may mean “braid” or “embellishment.”
From simple decorative stitches to complex beaded patterns, embroidery is often a matter of national pride and identity, too, like this Croatian blouse.
3 - The width and breadth of the embroidery on Earth is striking in variety & beauty. It transcends class, status, and rank & has been used both as symbols of the oppressed and the oppressor.
This hand-stitched Mandarin rank badge is from the Qing Dynasty in China.
#Velvet may bring to mind 1970s couches, or your 90s goth stage, but that's a long way from its luxurious roots.
So let's brave the Black Plague, the cold, and questionable fashion choices together, in the name of this truly royal fabric.
2 - As with many fabrics, there is debate as to where velvet began. Some say China, others say Egypt & others point to the Middle East.
What they can agree on is that it’s a pain in the ass to make and $$$$$ AF. Original velvet was silk, too.
3 - Velvet is a pile fabric, which means it relies on lots of sharp objects & a touch of violence for production.
Yup! Velvet’s pile yarn is on the warp direction & must be cut on the loom or, in face-to-face methods--slicing down the middle to create two mirror-like textiles.