Thread by @simonsarris

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS HOUSE IN LITTLE OLD DUBLIN, NEW HAMPSHIRE?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOLDENEYE 64 LEVEL

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Skulls in the monogrammed bedroom (not the master). Life alert? Steelers? Is that a plushie?

ah yes sarah palin and thy neighbors wife by gay talese.

This is the third story, why is the ceiling so low? Why are half the rooms carpeted?

incredible number of weirdly shabby details mixed with hugely ostentatious ones. Look at pool room tile.

HOLD ME is this 4th the master bedroom/final boss stage? Except it starts with a all-carpet (including linen/cloth walls) waiting room with a walk... up bar. Into the MBR, and past that is the most convoluted master bath I have seen in my life.

master bathroom complete with enormous tub and teeny tiny pooping room. And telephone. And entire waiting area. But you can only poop in 3 square feet. why?

and LINEN WALLS in the bathroom

we're uh, not allowed to see this part of the house I guess. But they left it in the dollhouse view.

some architect has crushed up the Tomb Raider 1 through 4 CD-ROMs and snorted them, and then built this.