*Thinks*: Hmm I'd better give Line of Duty a go. Shouldn't take too long to catch up with everyone... Sounds like it's only a season or two in...
*Opens Iplayer* MOTHER F*****!
So... Discount Mike Ross from Suits only decides to start investigating pre-outbreak Morgan because the cop he fancies said it was OK?
#LineOfDuty
"Haven't I made it up to you."
Translation:
Surely getting you off makes up for tricking you into getting me off?
#LineOfDuty S01E02
Mr "I'm more black than anybody" is angry that the guy he told to investigate aggressively is investigating aggressively.
#LineOfDuty S01E03

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20 Mar
This time last year we were all watching cases rise in other European countries but we were confident that we didn't need to use mandatory hotel quarantines on anyone crossing the Channel...

Clearly we wouldn't do something that historically stupid again... CLEARLY!
Surely Boris Johnson has learned all the lessons from last year... news.sky.com/story/covid-19…
This was exactly a year ago today.

Boris Johnson ignored the rise in case across Europe for another 2 days before instituting lockdown.

Read 5 tweets
19 Mar
A generation who voted for a Brexit that's trashing the economy, Northern Irish Peace & UK unity and enabled a government that caused the worst (OECD) recession and excess death rate in Europe...

Has THE NERVE to tell 16-yr-olds they're not responsible enough to vote!
#VotesAt16
Tell me how 16-year-olds could have possibly done any worse...

HOW?!?
#votesat16
Explain to me why this 16-year-old didn't deserve to vote in the last election...

#votesat16 @GottgensJess
Read 5 tweets
17 Mar
Illegally shut Parliament ✅
Broke international law ✅
Outlawed loud protest ✅
Illegal campaign ✅
Scapegoat immigrants ✅
Green Peace on Terror list ✅
Banned teaching opposing views ✅
Denied 16yr-olds vote to stop Labour ✅
Daily Mail editor head of OFCOM ✅
#FascistBritain
Read 12 tweets
16 Mar
"This bill is the tip of an authoritarian iceberg and is on a collision course with public defiance." - @labourlewis

Clive Lewis points out that by damaging the right to protest, the #PolicingBill will lead to a public backlash.
Jon Trickett: This bill would silence the powerless while the powerful keep their control over our lives.

e.g. It would muzzle the employees of @BritishGas who are being blackmailed into accepting worse terms.
@jon_trickett
#PolicingBill
"The government is obsessed with using the law to stoke a culture war by giving more protection to inanimate objects than to people." - @angelaeagle

Angela Eagle points out the government's warped priorities and disrespect for free expression. #PolicingBill
Read 5 tweets
13 Mar
The Crown Prosecution Service has a constitutional responsibility to bring charges against politicians who break the law.
Why is the @cpsuk choosing to protect Conservatives? Impartiality demands equality before the law.

Failure to act in these circumstances WOULD be political.
Theresa Villiers:

Position Public Trust: Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.

Violation of that trust: Saying the Irish Border was not a Brexit issue because it hasn't changed in 100 years.

Consequence: Peace process destabilised.
#ChargeThem @CPSuk
Dominic Raab:

Position of Public Trust: Under-Secretary of State for Civil Liberties & Human Rights

Violation of trust: Said Brexit will not create trade barriers then created barriers as Brexit negotiator.

Consequence: Trade down 40%
#ChargeThem @CPSuk
Read 4 tweets
13 Mar
We put thieves in jail because they chose to damage someone financially for personal gain via dishonest means.

Brexit politicians have damaged people financially for personal gain via dishonest means, on a MUCH larger scale.

So I'm just gonna say it. They all belong in prison.
Literally all of them promised people Brexit wouldn't damage our trade, and that's exactly what's happening.
I'm sorry. I'm just angry after watching this @pkelso report:

Small businesses like Lizzie's can't afford to set up a branch in the EU to avoid the new Brexit costs. But big businesses can and are doing it now.
⬇️
A clear advantage to large corporations, screwing the little guy.
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