Age 553: nearly a century after Piccolo’s rampage, Roshi’s grief over Mutaito’s death has subsided enough for him to start up a first-rate porn collection. On an unrelated note, he eventually becomes unable to ride his magic cloud fit only for the pure of heart. #HistoryofEver
Actually, let’s back up a bit here: while still a young man (aged 18 or so and therefore pre-Piccolo, if the anime’s character design is any guide) Roshi trains with Karin. I discussed this before, but I never tire of this clip.
While there, Roshi receives two important pieces of Journey to the West memorabilia: a chunk of Karin’s gigantic Kinto’un (Nimbus), and the Nyoibo (Power Pole) that connects the tower to the divine lookout above.
These are based off Monkey King Sun Wukong’s two famous accessories: the Jīndǒuyún (Somersault Cloud) and Rúyìbàng (Compliant Rod), so it’s appropriate that they both eventually find their way to Goku.
(Look, just don’t even try to imagine why Roshi would’ve been desperate to borrow a big red rod that grows and shrinks on command. Trust me, you’re better off that way)
Roshi originally tells Goku that he received his magic cloud from Kami/God (one of the earliest uses of the term in DB, long before any of the series’ familiar gods had appeared), but this is later clarified/retconned to be Karin (hey, he is called “god of the martial arts”)
Anyway, with these treasures in tow, Roshi sets up shop on his island home and starts collecting porn (and teaching his pet turtle to speak, let’s not forget). According to the Adventure Special’s section on Kame House, he’s been collecting these dirty books for 200 years.
Based on this, the Daizenshuu 7 timeline dates the start of Roshi’s collection to Age 553, 200 years before the Piccolo arc in Age 753 (the Adventure Special came out in the middle of the Piccolo arc, making that the “present day” for all its in-universe info).
Amongst Roshi’s collection: the book “Bob and Margaret’s Forbidden Games”. That’s the title DB Online gives for Roshi’s questionable choice of classroom reading, and in DBO lore the book inspires Mister Buu to create a female companion for himself, thus spawning the Majin race.
It’s possibly around this time that Roshi invents the Kamehameha, a grueling process that takes him 50 years. Or at least that’s how long he claims it takes to learn the technique, so presumably that’s how long it took for him. God knows it doesn’t take anyone else that long.
Tomorrow: the Saiyans’ salad days!
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November, Age 762: on Earth, above Earth, and up in the afterlife, everyone continues to train hard in preparation for Vegeta and Nappa’s arrival. Even Kaio gets in on the action, although he soon tuckers out. #HistoryofEver
Goku hasn’t trained under 10G since his month in the time chamber as a kid, so he’s a little out of practice. To warm up, he spends weeks catching Bubbles, then (in the anime) nearly as long catching Gregory. By November though, he’s ready for a speed run…
As mentioned yesterday, the DBZ anime’s Saiyan arc training filler incorporates many ideas which Toriyama provided for the anime staff, and Gregory is a prime example. Toriyama came up with his character design and a few notes when asked for an extra character for Goku’s training
Age 761, let’s say November: Goku is dead, but in this series that’s only a temporary inconvenience at most. Word goes down the pipeline not to resurrect him before he can get some solid training in. #HistoryofEver
Meanwhile on Earth, the band gets back together again to climb up to Kami’s for training of their own. Down on the ground, Lunch is the same as ever…but Upa looks a bit different.
(The shortchanged ghost is a reference to the famous Japanese ghost story Banchō Sarayashiki, the joke being that in Japanese both plates and paper money are counted with the measure word 枚/mai. One Piece and Yu Yu Hakusho also riff on this tale. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banchō_Sa…)
Dragon Quest: The Adventure of Dai sp.1: it’s a clip show. Frankly I think the staff have earned a break or three after the Baran arc, so I don’t mind too much. And this might be a good time to go through some stuff from the Dai Perfect Book. #DragonQuest
This guide starts off the Memorial Story section, reviewing Dai and co’s journey (just like a recap episode!), showing where each major battle was fought and what levels the characters were at. Yep, it’s character levels just like a DQ game. What could possibly go wrong?
This isn’t the first time the characters have been given proper DQ stats: the manga volumes feature periodic character stat sheets (left out in some releases), which Riku Sanjo came up with by raising a party in DQ III (as the Perfect Book explains later on).
Kinnikuman Gold Mask arc, pt.6: I’ll finish this arc one day, I swear. Anyway, the big boss has finally appeared: Akuma Shogun! Also, everyone is still tiny and inside Warsman’s body. #Kinnikuman#GoldMask
The first to feel the Shogun’a wrath is Geronimo, leading to one of the series’ most infamous flubs: as Geronimo gets spun round and round, a second Geronimo is visible in the group reaction shot. Oops. Sadly, this mistake is corrected in later editions.
The parody manga The Chojin-sama by Makochin Ishihara (a cross between Kinnikuman and his earlier series The Sanmei-sama) offers the theory that Geronimo is hit so hard that he has an out-of-body experience, and this explanation is later used in the Chojin Encyclopedia.
Age 761: five years after becoming world champion and marrying Chi Chi, Goku’s life is irrevocably changed by unwelcome visitors. He’ll have to join forces with his arch-rival Piccolo in order to beat his most powerful foe yet and rescue his kidnapped son. #HistoryofEver
Also, later that same year Raditz shows up.
Raditz tracks down his brother and gives him a semi-accurate explanation of his Saiyan origins. Sure, he doesn’t seem to know the truth about Planet Vegeta’s destruction or the real reason Bardock sent Goku to Earth, etc etc, but cut him some slack. He’s a fighter, not a teacher!
Age 760 or so: from their base on Planet Freeza No.79, Freeza’s forces control at least 282% of all inhabited worlds. But they’re still expanding! The Saiyan trio of Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz conquer Planet Shatts with overwhelming power (and no visual movement). #HistoryofEver
(This Tsufruian clearly thought he could escape the Saiyans by immigrating to Planet Shatts. How naive!)
Sadly, Freeza and his retinue are unmoved by the Saiyans’ hard work, and a tense stand-off ensues. Only the ever-impulsive Nappa dares break the stillness.