NHS tectonic/vulcanology update:
Just when NHSX was all settled in and progress was starting to happen... No eruptions for years... New NHSE Transformation Directorate pops up like a shiny new Icelandic archipelago
Just when NHSX was all settled in and progress was starting to happen... No eruptions for years... New NHSE Transformation Directorate pops up like a shiny new Icelandic archipelago
...clouds of ash will obscure a clear view of anything for years. Progress will be impeded while locals move their goats away from the lava flows
...management consultancies line up to bathe in the fresh and copious hot springs created by the eruption...
... the president of one of these unstable, nature-ravaged volcanic NHS islands steps down to complete the confusion. The natives ask - who will be our new leader?
...As we watch from observer boats, lava-lamp-churnologists wait to see if NHSD Island will actually sink into the sea and disappear. Which would be a shame as it provides services vital to the archipelago...
... another possibility is that the ongoing outpouring of magma and rock might fill in the gaps between the islands... perhaps they will reunite... The islanders sadly all speak different languages, but perhaps in time could learn to understand one another again.
... of course, the islanders know that if all the islands reunified, then we wouldn't need a president for each Island. The president's know this too...
... BREAKING... explosion of steam and hot air completely destroys the recently congealed NHSX island. Artificial intelligence failed to save them. And if ONLY they had still had the technical capability of their Skunkworks! Perhaps they could have been saved...
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