<Marches up to the steam dot com> "Yes! I am gonna buy me a com-pyoo-tor game right now! This will be great, this will be just the thing"

<flips through the bargain bins for three hours again> "well this sucks"
I gotta say, I know they must be sick to death of the limits of the console controller, but SquareSoft is just the rock bottom fucking worst for fixing what isn't broken. Instead of fighting monsters, you fight the interface.
Final Fantasy XV was like trying to program Excel with a paddle controller. Tried multiple times over several years and couldn't get out of the tutorial.

I have probably complained about this before.
Speaking of JRPGs that are actually playable by humans, PLZ LOCALIZE CROSSBELL ARC FOR PC DAMMIT
Update: I have in fact complained about FFXV before

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Best photo of about 16. You can see the three gray kittens' heads on the left, and the two black kittens' heads on the right. Gotta replace the towels in there. Image
We've also been getting heavy rain and my clever setup is not working as well as I'd hoped. Water is splashing onto the nesting box and I may need to swap it out for a plastic storage bin. It's due to rain for the next week solid. :(
I sat down with the kittens while Tiny dashed inside the kitchen to eat. I picked one up, it cried, Tiny came rushing back -- and so did Tiny's boyfriend, out of nowhere. Good dad!
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Hard to see because it's dark and the angle is bad but I think there are three so far, and maybe more on the way.
Little soggy things the size of mice, but they're doing their thing and she's doing her thing and that's that. ImageImage
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Dude's also one of the main sneerclub people and was part of the effort to publicize Scott's walletname for years before he got NYT's attention. A profoundly weak and small boy.
Just a sad little baby, really, smearing his diarrhea on people thousands of times more valuable and decent than himself, convinced he's accomplishing something. All very Freudian.
If a useless infant like him manipulated NYT, well, NYT's just a used diaper being hurled by a shitty crying baby, isn't it? But I guess that's been clear for a while.
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I think the artist clearly intended the old white guys here to be old *Jewish* white guys, but the main thing that strikes me is how razor-thin the line is between the old (evil, despicable) anti-Semitism and the new (good, progressive) anti-White Supremacy is. Image
It's obviously true that an evil conspiracy of Whiteness rules us and must be smashed...unless their noses are just a tiny bit too big or something. We're gonna need calipers, I think.
Anyway. Without knowing the artist, I think this was created as antisemitic propaganda, but I also think it's possible to read and share it without antisemitic intent, if you're not Extremely Online.

Like they say, if you can hear the dogwhistle, you're the dog.
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