Thread: How various governments would respond to the #EVERGIVEN crisis:
Syria: deny all reports of a stuck ship. Ban media from reporting, hunt down/kill anyone providing evidence that a ship is actually stuck + call truthers terrorists, imperialists & zionists.
Syria: deny all reports of a stuck ship. Ban media from reporting, hunt down/kill anyone providing evidence that a ship is actually stuck + call truthers terrorists, imperialists & zionists.
Lebanon:
Country is divided into 2 camps
Camp 1 says Israeli agents stuck the ship, sends mercenaries to the canal to kill the ship crew.
Camp 2 complains about above camp, and does nothing about it.
Country will go into crisis for 25yrs after the crisis itself ends.
Country is divided into 2 camps
Camp 1 says Israeli agents stuck the ship, sends mercenaries to the canal to kill the ship crew.
Camp 2 complains about above camp, and does nothing about it.
Country will go into crisis for 25yrs after the crisis itself ends.
Turkey will host the ship crew, provide them with shelter+food.
It'll let in 100s of dinghies full of amateurs who dig holes into the ship's hull, thinking that sinking it a lil bit will make it more manageable.
Plan fails miserably & ship's crew remain in Turkey a decade later
It'll let in 100s of dinghies full of amateurs who dig holes into the ship's hull, thinking that sinking it a lil bit will make it more manageable.
Plan fails miserably & ship's crew remain in Turkey a decade later
Israel wd've loved 2 see the canal mgmt team fail but it dsn’t want 2 directly interfere bcz canal operators wd say “See!? Ever Given is an Israeli stooge!"
Little did Israel know: Canal ppl did that anyway and like clockwork, Iran already made the best out of the situation.
Little did Israel know: Canal ppl did that anyway and like clockwork, Iran already made the best out of the situation.
Qatar just got on a phone with Turkey and decided to pursue a "shut up and take my money" policy.
UAE and Saudi just wanted to do the opposite of what Turkey wanted.
Oman secretely invited the Deputy GM of the Suez Canal & Ever Given’s Quartermaster into Muscat, and informed the US, Russia and UN Sec Gen that there might be a breakthrough- Inshallah.
UN issued a strong statement saying it was monitoring the situation closely. The Sec General expressed his “deep concerns”, he later named an envoy and sponsored a live charity concert in Berlin where Bono sang in support for all the ships and canals in the world.
Every Euro country had an approach, it'd take a thread of its own. But overall: the EU issued a whole lot of statements, hosted a shit tons of Track II’s, studies & emphatically said they are ready to support* any serious effort to end the crisis.
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* Waiting for USA.
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* Waiting for USA.
Russia drops a thermobaric bomb over the Ever Given, eviscerating the canal & the ship + bombs hospitals treating survivors. Then it hosts an int'l conf 4 the Canal in some former CIS cnoutry and calls out the West for being hypocritical for not rebuilding the Suez canal.
The Arab League…
nevermind, no one gives a fuck about the Arab League.
nevermind, no one gives a fuck about the Arab League.
China is monitoring the situation, it has already instructed its UN Ambo to polish that red veto button just in case. In the meantime, the CCP has identified 3 districts in the mainland that are well equipped to send teams to re-build the canal, if the concessions are right.
Iran gets caught sending 1000s of fighters into Suez. When confronted, Iran says these jihadis r only there 2 defend underwater Shiite Shrines.
Months later, twitter sleuths find sat imagery of Iranian rocket factory 300 KMs away in Taba, just across the border with Israel.
Months later, twitter sleuths find sat imagery of Iranian rocket factory 300 KMs away in Taba, just across the border with Israel.
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