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30 Mar, 4 tweets, 2 min read
This is a very arresting sentence and I will ask no more about it Image
Wait no I lied and it got better Image
NY has better public scandals than LA, it just does
Ok I am just writing this movie about a nutball city commissioner enforcing Animal Statue Whimsy on New York City for decades Image

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2 Apr
Hi, men? I’d like to teach you a simple phrase that’s very useful. It’s “why the fuck do you think it is in any way acceptable to show me that?”
You may consider yourself a good guy who would never share a nude, but if you do not say something like the above in this situation?
You are the smokescreen that hides these guys from the rest of us.
The reason rapists and revenge porn-ists and the easy-to-classify sexually assaulting Bad Guys do the things they do is because they are cruel and very messed up.

The reason they almost always get away with it is other guys who do nothing.
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31 Mar
I’m not retweeting that doofus but the lines at Disneyland ARE literally ride suppression
Rides have a specific per hour capacity and long, winding queues are designed to stay at it. Also Disney has a financial interest in tiring you out in long, hot lines so you buy food and go into air-conditioned stores.
I know he doesn’t know anything about government or politics but Jesus, Disneyland isn’t very hard to understand.
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31 Mar
A thing I guarantee you I will never fully believe happened during quarantine is I got paid? To write romance novellas? And the reviews are good?
That does not remotely seem like it happened ImageImage
I myself have been called “just steamy enough without being a smutfest”
I just keep remembering that this happened and going “no it didn’t, why would that happen.”
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21 Feb
Ok I have @jilltwiss for sending me down a, well, marmot-hole in Google, but I had *no idea* how many emotions the marmot could convey.

Consternation
Suspicion
Intrigue
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20 Feb
Everyone claims your 30s-40s are where you really “grow into yourself” and nah, it’s 0-10 and you really are that fucking weirdo the rest of your life
“Growth” is that you stop trying to put moths in your mouth and licking bricks even though you still think about it a lot, be happy you got that far
For evidence I submit that in the pandemic a lot of grown-ups could’ve used the lockdown to indulge in grown-up pursuits like studying art history or reading Kant, and mostly we’ve just eaten cereal and bread with butter and watched cartoons.
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20 Feb
We could just not let Brett Ratner do things
It’s SO easy in Hollywood not to let people do things.
You can just take the money they’d like to have to do things, and give it to someone else to do something else instead. It’s that simple.
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