A thing I guarantee you I will never fully believe happened during quarantine is I got paid? To write romance novellas? And the reviews are good?
That does not remotely seem like it happened
I myself have been called “just steamy enough without being a smutfest”
I just keep remembering that this happened and going “no it didn’t, why would that happen.”
Oh no you think I am bragging I am just very confused that it occurred (and very sad that the company drastically cut their rates and doubled word count right as I was getting into the swing of it, ah, modern publishing)
Ok wait since you all are congratulating me this one is also a good-old fashioned rom-com screenplay (to which I did not give up rights)
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You may consider yourself a good guy who would never share a nude, but if you do not say something like the above in this situation?
You are the smokescreen that hides these guys from the rest of us.
The reason rapists and revenge porn-ists and the easy-to-classify sexually assaulting Bad Guys do the things they do is because they are cruel and very messed up.
The reason they almost always get away with it is other guys who do nothing.
I’m not retweeting that doofus but the lines at Disneyland ARE literally ride suppression
Rides have a specific per hour capacity and long, winding queues are designed to stay at it. Also Disney has a financial interest in tiring you out in long, hot lines so you buy food and go into air-conditioned stores.
I know he doesn’t know anything about government or politics but Jesus, Disneyland isn’t very hard to understand.
Everyone claims your 30s-40s are where you really “grow into yourself” and nah, it’s 0-10 and you really are that fucking weirdo the rest of your life
“Growth” is that you stop trying to put moths in your mouth and licking bricks even though you still think about it a lot, be happy you got that far
For evidence I submit that in the pandemic a lot of grown-ups could’ve used the lockdown to indulge in grown-up pursuits like studying art history or reading Kant, and mostly we’ve just eaten cereal and bread with butter and watched cartoons.