This sex crime investigation begun on Gaetz by Trump's DoJ is hardcore, and him trying and failing to get Tucker Carlson to give him an alibi live on TV is to die for.
https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1377063545335070722?s=19https://t.co/DjJH2PdjAl
It is unfortunate when your friends get done for sex trafficking.
https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/1377037263327088641?s=19
Gaetz's lone vote against a human trafficking bill in 2027 suddenly seems relevant again.
Also how has his head changed shape so much in four years?
pnj.com/story/news/pol…
Also how has his head changed shape so much in four years?
pnj.com/story/news/pol…
One way the writers could make this better is if Gaetz's weird son-not-son Nestor turns out to be a transman and it's a whole poly thing.
theroot.com/we-ve-got-to-t…
theroot.com/we-ve-got-to-t…
This is perfect:
'Ill-timed announcements:
"Internship Opportunity
The Office of Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) seeks Interns for his Washington D.C. and Florida District offices."'
'Ill-timed announcements:
"Internship Opportunity
The Office of Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) seeks Interns for his Washington D.C. and Florida District offices."'
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1377282888819965955?s=19
Oh this is the source. More perfection.
"Good lunch table at Pace HS today!"
"Good lunch table at Pace HS today!"
https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/897946853437833217
He is now radioactive:
'A Fox News Media spokesperson told us: “No one with any level of authority has had conversations with Matt Gaetz for any of our platforms and we have no interest in hiring him.”'
'A Fox News Media spokesperson told us: “No one with any level of authority has had conversations with Matt Gaetz for any of our platforms and we have no interest in hiring him.”'
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1377365760461451264
The dingus thinks this doc exonerates him.
'Gaetz is “under investigation by the FBI for various public corruption and public integrity issues” and alleges that the FBI is aware of photos depicting Gaetz in a “sexual orgy with underage prostitutes.”'
washingtonexaminer.com/news/documents…
'Gaetz is “under investigation by the FBI for various public corruption and public integrity issues” and alleges that the FBI is aware of photos depicting Gaetz in a “sexual orgy with underage prostitutes.”'
washingtonexaminer.com/news/documents…
it's gone from "Tucker, you remember that 17-year-old woman we hung out with?" to:
'"The 17-year-old in question "doesn't exist," Gaetz said, adding that he has "not had a relationship with a 17-year-old. That is totally false.”'
washingtonexaminer.com/news/documents…
'"The 17-year-old in question "doesn't exist," Gaetz said, adding that he has "not had a relationship with a 17-year-old. That is totally false.”'
washingtonexaminer.com/news/documents…
Just dumb. Reading it & the background, not so much extortion, but a lame Argo II, Grifter Bugaloo whimsy. Like, we A-Team this guy from Iran, Biden loves us, we drop your failson's name & the teen sex issues go away. Florida, so real life is naturally imitating a Hiassen plot.
"Gaetz's campaign didn't spend any money on legal fees in the 2020 cycle until July, shortly after his associate Joel Greenberg was indicted. His campaign spent $64K on legal consulting over the last 5 months of the year."
https://twitter.com/KarlMEvers/status/1377041749412093961?s=19
Yes, it's a weird wannabe hero grift scene.
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1377437922601758723?s=19
Reportedly, Gaetz like showing n00dz to his GOP workmates. If they were underage, that would him a child porn producer.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1377751781493575692?s=19
Radioactive!
"Barr didn't want to accidentally appear anywhere with Gaetz—Barr was scheduled for a meet-&-greet w/ Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee. But DOJ canceled his appearance @ the event when they saw that Gaetz—had RSVP'd for it."
politico.com/states/florida…
"Barr didn't want to accidentally appear anywhere with Gaetz—Barr was scheduled for a meet-&-greet w/ Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee. But DOJ canceled his appearance @ the event when they saw that Gaetz—had RSVP'd for it."
politico.com/states/florida…
Dingus allegedly pays for sex w/ trackable apps.
"The Times has reviewed receipts from Cash App, a mobile payments app, & Apple Pay that show payments from Mr. Gaetz and Mr. Greenberg 2 one of the women, & a payment from Mr. Greenberg to a second woman."
nytimes.com/2021/04/01/us/…
"The Times has reviewed receipts from Cash App, a mobile payments app, & Apple Pay that show payments from Mr. Gaetz and Mr. Greenberg 2 one of the women, & a payment from Mr. Greenberg to a second woman."
nytimes.com/2021/04/01/us/…
"#Gaetz was a member of the Florida House of Representatives when his father was also a member of the Florida Senate ... the two were often referred to as "Daddy Gaetz and Baby Gaetz." Sources said some women referred to him as "Creepy Gaetz."
abcnews.go.com/Politics/feds-…
abcnews.go.com/Politics/feds-…
Prophecy from 2019:
"Matt Gaetz looks like he's continuously grinding his teeth from being on ecstasy while striking out trying to bed underage girls."
"Matt Gaetz looks like he's continuously grinding his teeth from being on ecstasy while striking out trying to bed underage girls."
https://twitter.com/JakeOnMescaline/status/1189319909198700545
It's like open secret suddenly thx @VenmoSupport, 2020-06:
"I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo & he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol A lot of them are co-eds so not THAT young but yeah they’re gogo dancers and Instagram models."
"I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo & he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol A lot of them are co-eds so not THAT young but yeah they’re gogo dancers and Instagram models."
https://twitter.com/peachofababy/status/1273400092955983874
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