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31 Mar, 4 tweets, 1 min read
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A man on a Goa beach was deep in prayer

Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head & in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because U have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"

The man said “Build a bridge from Goa to Mumbai
I can drive over anytime I want
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The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
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I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something better”

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
4th and final page...

what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”

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30 Mar
Sit for 10 mins before a housewife - you will feel life is too difficult.

Sit for 10 mins before a drunkard - you will feel life is very easy.

Sit for 10 mins before sadhus & sanyasis - you will feel like gifting away everything in charity.
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Sit for 10 mins before a politician - you will feel all your studies are useless.

Sit for 10 mins before a life insurance agent - you will feel that it is better to die.

Sit for 10 mins before traders - you will feel your earnings are too meager.
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Sit for 10 mins before scientists - you will feel the enormity of your own ignorance.

Sit for 10 mins before good teachers - you will feel like wanting to become a student again.

Sit for 10 mins before a farmer or a worker - you will feel you are not working hard enough.
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30 Mar
शायर लोग

लम्हे उदास उदास फ़ज़ाएं घुटी घुटी
दुनिया अगर यही है तो दुनिया से बच के चल
- शकील बदायूंनी
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फैलती जा रही है ये दुनिया
जश्न-ए-आवारगी मनाने में
- अरशद लतीफ़
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मरने की दुआएं क्यूं मांगूं जीने की तमन्ना कौन करे
ये दुनिया हो या वो दुनिया अब ख़्वाहिश-ए-दुनिया कौन करे
- मुईन अहसन जज़्बी
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20 Dec 20
Hope this is true..
Received through Whatsapp Univ..

👆 A man had a fullsome meal in a modest restaurant in Bombay and when the waiter presented the bill he went straight to the manager and admitted honestly that he had no money.
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He added that he hadn't eaten for the past two days and was terribly hungry so was forced to do this.

The manager heard his story patiently as the man promised that the day he gets a job the first thing he would do was to settle the bill.
3The manager smiled and told him to leave wishing him luck. The waiter who stood watching the drama was aghast. He questioned the manager "Saab why did you let him go". The manager replied, "Go and do your work".

Few months later the same man came to the restaurant and settled
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23 Oct 20
"तीन पहर" तीन पहर तो बीत गये, बस एक पहर ही बाकी है। जीवन हाथों से फिसल गया, बस खाली मुट्ठी बाकी है। सब कुछ (cont) tl.gd/n_1sren9h
"तीन पहर"

तीन पहर तो बीत गये,
बस एक पहर ही बाकी है।
जीवन हाथों से फिसल गया,
बस खाली मुट्ठी बाकी है।
सब कुछ पाया इस जीवन में,
फिर भी इच्छाएं बाकी हैं।
दुनिया से हमने क्या पाया,
यह लेखा जोखा बहुत हुआ,
इस जग ने हमसे क्या पाया,
बस यह गणनाएं बाकी हैं।
तीन पहर तो बीत गये,
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बस एक पहर ही बाकी है।
जीवन हाथों से फिसल गया,
बस खाली मुट्ठी बाकी है।

इस भाग दौड़ की दुनिया में,
हमको एक पल का होश नहीं,
वैसे तो जीवन सुखमय है,
पर फिर भी क्यों संतोष नहीं,
क्या यूँ ही जीवन बीतेगा?
क्या यूँ ही सांसे बंद होंगी?
औरों की पीड़ा देख समझ,
कब अपनी आँखे नम होंगी?
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23 Oct 20
कालिदास बोले :- माते पानी पिला दीजिए बङा पुण्य होगा.
स्त्री बोली :- बेटा मैं तुम्हें जानती नहीं. अपना परिचय दो।
मैं अवश्य पानी पिला दूंगी।
कालीदास ने कहा :- मैं पथिक हूँ, कृपया पानी पिला दें।
स्त्री बोली :- तुम पथिक कैसे हो सकते हो, पथिक तो केवल दो ही हैं सूर्य व चन्द्रमा,
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जो कभी रुकते नहीं हमेशा चलते रहते। तुम इनमें से कौन हो सत्य बताओ।
कालिदास ने कहा :- मैं मेहमान हूँ, कृपया पानी पिला दें।
स्त्री बोली :- तुम मेहमान कैसे हो सकते हो ? संसार में दो ही मेहमान हैं।
पहला धन और दूसरा यौवन। इन्हें जाने में समय नहीं लगता। सत्य बताओ कौन हो तुम ?
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(अब तक के सारे तर्क से पराजित हताश तो हो ही चुके थे)
कालिदास बोले :- मैं सहनशील हूं। अब आप पानी पिला दें।
स्त्री ने कहा :- नहीं, सहनशील तो दो ही हैं। पहली, धरती जो पापी-पुण्यात्मा सबका बोझ सहती है। उसकी छाती चीरकर बीज बो देने से भी अनाज के भंडार देती है, दूसरे पेड़
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21 Oct 20
TEAM SPIRIT A business man gets stranded on a lonely highway in the US. The tyres of his car get stuck badly (cont) tl.gd/n_1srekui
TEAM SPIRIT

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He looks around for help and finally finds an old farmer.
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The Farmer gauges d situation, & agrees to help him and says, “let us take the help of Warwick.”

Warwick was an old bull around, but d helpless business man agrees.

The farmer ties the bull to d car & start shouting loudly,’ FRED, PULL
JACK, PULL
JOHN, PULL
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