It is with great pleasure that I can announce my candidacy for Assistant Mayor of Belgrade in 2022. Holding this position will allow me to improve lives of my fellow Belgraders. 
I promise and invest even more in major projects like development and preservation of hipster brunch places, vanity media projects and, hopefully, a 55m replica of the Victor with my face on it to be installed on Avala. There will be 1 podcast per capita by 2030.
I will work to create dissident podcaster zones for those who seek freedom from all around the world. They will be developed in gentrified working class suburbs, and will feature all the based cultural signifiers of the Serbian working class culture bit with none of the downsides
I will not pander to the electorate by riding in public transport or God forbid on a bike, bit will ask the new Government of Montenegro to provide me with Milo’s Maybach in exchange of separating Belgrade municipalities along Montenegrin tribal lines
As a Vasojević, I claim the Circle of the two for us.
I will ensure fair representation of all the tribes within my admin.
Equity is my priority so all the downtrodden members of our cultural and political elite will finally get the preferential treatment they deserve and will be allowed to dispossess any non-activist wage earner of whatever they want... I mean need.
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