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I’m sorry, what did you say your name was?
“Ma’am, you can trust me. I’m here to help.”
— Officer David Duke, Atlanta Police Department

Atlanta:
“Rabbi, my name is Officer Adolph Allen Hitler with the Berlin Police Department and I’m here to help.”

Perhaps use your middle name, sir.
Yes, well. Nooses weigh a lot.

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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
3 Apr
Christians brought Muslim Africans here in chains to build this nation.

Try reading a book, you historically illiterate bigot.
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2. Allah means “the God” in Arabic (the SAME God as Christianity).

3. Mary is revered by Muslims - hence, the widespread name “Miriam.”
4. When Mohammed was facing relentless persecution in Mecca, he sent half the Muslim community to Abyssinia - to live with, and under the protection of, a Christian King.

5. A Muslim family has held the keys to Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulcher in since the 7th century.
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
2 Apr
- Derek Chauvin and George Floyd worked together at a bar.
- Chauvin had a reputation for abusive behavior towards minority patrons.
- Floyd complained to the club’s owner.

10 minutes isn’t enough time to recognize the man you’re murdering?

#ChauvinGuilty
There are rumors that Floyd was a confidential informant.

The bar Chauvin and Floyd worked at? On the same block as the police precinct.

I’ve got questions.
Tom Metzger had considerable ties to the development of the white power movement in Minneapolis - especially through the skinheads.

The movement that shifted from a strategy of open confrontation to establishment infiltration post-1990.

Isn’t that a fascinating coincidence.
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1 Apr
Why are u like this
bitch why are u like this
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1 Apr
According to the logic of Derek Chauvin’s “but I had to murder this guy cause that other guy called me mean names” legal defense strategy...

I could get away with 3-4 genocides “because Twitter.”
#DerekChauvinTrial
Cops: “THIN BLUE LINE, BRAVE BROTHERS”

Also cops: “Bad word hurt feefees make gun go BOOM”
Always read the fine print
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
1 Apr
Great point, Jason “drug my pregnant mistress to make her abort or don’t drug my pregnant mistress to make her abort what a complex moral question “ Miller!

You put Lester Holt in his place!
“Well, audience. We’ve heard from Jason Miller. But what about the other side here;

Is forced abortion, covert drugging people, and serial adultery reaaaallllly that bad’?

With us in studio for another perspective, let’s welcome Jesus H. Christ.”
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31 Mar
Michael Tracey once cried assault because an elderly woman brushed his arm when she walked by. #NeverForget

This guy knows trauma.
Favorite part:

“It’s impossible to judge the precise veracity of these trauma-related claims...given how inextricable they are w/the interior mental state of the individual...What can [and] has to be judged...is the wider impact of the rhetorical style.”

(Listen - I get that the Maxine Waters thing was traumatizing. But I just wish that — as a journalist, of course — he didn’t feel so pressured to ‘center his trauma’ in the interests of acquiring power. Tragic, really.)

Seriously, though - that guy sucks at jokes.
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