What with Georgia being #jimcrowonsteroids, how can @CNN, in all good conscience, stay there? There's tons of vacant office space in major American cities made possible by CNN's relentless fearmongering -- time to pick up and move to a state with no voting rules! CA, perhaps?
I hear the @salesforce Tower in San Francisco is pretty open, whoops bad real estate investment there...
Heard @Twitter isn't going to need all its space either, despite all those tax breaks they got...
@Google workers also heading for the sticks, with all the crime and carjackings and no good restaurants and no shopping it's a great place for @CNN workers -- no distractions -- can just focus on the work! Man on the street stories so easy 'cause everyone woke, broke, or both!
The water's warm @CNN (wait it's not warm in San Francisco but whatever we have good avocado toast and coffee) -- come on over!
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