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3 Apr, 4 tweets, 3 min read
SweetDog won Best Dog Ever for the 4,000th day in a row. She’s in charge of the flowers growing in the Little rock bed and the trays. She’s pleased with the progress but worried a certain potato might walk on them looking for buried boneys.
Meanwhile, history’s greatest monster is recharging his solar evil batteries and getting ready to oversee our work today. He’s warned me that he’s in a bad mood and I won’t even need to F around before I find out. So I’ve got that to look forward to, which is nice.
The fountain flowers are growing nicely. The top is gonna be two foot tall sunflowers. Who knows how it all turns out.
And now I have to pick out which piggly wiggly t shirt to wear. Choices choices. (That’s not all of them...)

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Home. So happy to be home at a decent time. I can get used to this (editor’s note: he should not get used to this, it ain’t common). Anyway. MeanCat is up to something new and horrible. He’s training in the backyard. Sharpening nails on stone. I’m sure it’s fine...
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And when you see him it’s already too late...YOU’RE DEAD, JUST FALL DOWN, ALREADY.
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Ever feel a book is so good it should be move streamed???

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