Thread by @SlavaMalamud

Hey, jerkwad, listen up.
I am an immigrant. Yes, a dirty fucking immigrant who came to your country and is currently strutting around like he owns the place. I speak with an accent. I grew up watching soccer. I don't eat peanut butter.
And I am calling bullshit on your lies...

https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1378734436603281413

Oh my, baseball is getting politicized, you say? Holy crap, this like never happened before, you say? We can't allow to politicize something that is so unifying as sports, you say?
Yeah, sit the fuck down, you lump of semi-digested turnip, and let this immigrant educate your ass.

First of all, you balding monkey's ass, baseball was a unifying force in America's society for exactly zero seconds of its existence. It was universally beloved, yes, but unifying? Non-political? Ha!
Baseball was a subject of controversy from way back before it was even baseball!

Baseball was controvercial when folks tried to choose whether the Philly townball version, the Boston game or New York's rules were the real thing. Baseball was political back when Spalding made up the lie about its origins, aided by Madame Blavatsky's theosophist friends.

Baseball was at the very epicenter of disunity WHEN IT FUCKING BANNED BLACK PEOPLE FOR MORE THAN HALF A GODDAMN CENTURY, or did that little titbit of Americana escape your attention somehow?

One would think that of all sports who would take a fucking seat when talking about unity and staying out of politics, baseball would be the goddamn last.
But you know who should actually be last?
Anyone ever associated with Donald Fucking Trump, that's who!..

You have worked for the clown who, having been a mediocre athlete in his youth and a fringe celebrity in his adult years, was hell-bent on appropriating sports for his political means.
You have worked for the asshole who called Colin Kaepernick a son of a bitch at a rally...

... so that a bunch of Alabama racists could cheer him.
You have worked for the piece of reptilian shit who dragged baseball players to his COVID press conferences just to lend "star power" to the dangerous, death-inducing inanities he was spewing out into the world...

You have worked for the absolute piece of trash who made EVERYTHING about politics and all politics about himself. You have helped him promote himself by any means available, which included making the NFL, the NBA and even NASCAR take part in his pissing contests with the country

Yes, one league dominated by black people, one league where black people made it a point to make their voices heard and one league which decided that, maybe, it might not be a great idea to help promote the symbol of FUCKING SLAVERY.
That's what your dear leader made an issue of.

And you, you subhuman puddle of toxic drip, dare, FUCKING DARE to utter the word "unifying." You have the gall to claim someone else is sullying the treasured part of our national heritage?
You want to see someone who has sullied sports more than anyone?

Look no further than the asshole you have served. The one who spread his tiny hands over a pile of cold hamburgers he was serving a college football team in order to make a political point. The one who never missed an opportunity to dunk on athletes who disagreed with him...

The one who practically forced Big Ten football to resume playing in the midst of a pandemic because it would help his numbers in the Midwest (and bragged about it constantly at his rallies).
Nobody has made sports more divisive than your fucking boss, skippo.

I come from a fucking country where sports were run by the government and Olympic medals were a part of official foreign policy, and I am fucking dumbfounded by how horribly over-politicized and shamelessly divisive sports were under your fucking scumbag of a boss...

Fuck, I didn't even like baseball my first 25 years in this country, and I am scandalized by your appropriation of it. By your blatant misrepresentation of its place in American history. By your shameless fucking lies.
Take a fucking seat, you unathletic rag of sadness.

One would hope that someone who got bodyslammed by @mPinoe, dissed by @SteveKerr and dragged by @KingJames, your fucking bunch of loonies would be too ashamed to even talk about sports, let alone lecture about them.
One would be wrong.
You have no shame.
Fuck.
You.