A couple has no problems.
Everybody sees them as PERFECT.
Every woman wishes to have a man like him.
Every man wishes to have a woman like her.
They are the envy of their peers.
The woman is happy with him.
The man is happy with her.
They're good together.
Everything is ok...
π
Everybody sees them as PERFECT.
Every woman wishes to have a man like him.
Every man wishes to have a woman like her.
They are the envy of their peers.
The woman is happy with him.
The man is happy with her.
They're good together.
Everything is ok...
π
One day, Satan asks the woman:
"What do you think of your relationship?"
"It's PERFECT! I love him! He's such a great guy!"
Satan smiles.
π
"You're looking at things from a wrong perspective, ma'am! I'll be honest with you: your relationship is BORING!"
"Boring? How so...?"
π€
"What do you think of your relationship?"
"It's PERFECT! I love him! He's such a great guy!"
Satan smiles.
π
"You're looking at things from a wrong perspective, ma'am! I'll be honest with you: your relationship is BORING!"
"Boring? How so...?"
π€
Satan sees the door is open:
He jumps in!
"When was the last time you guys had a fight? Which couple doesn't fight? Fighting is NORMAL for couples! Any couple that doesn't fight is ABNORMAL!"
She things about it:
That's TRUE, she submits.
All my friends fight with their guys!
π€·
He jumps in!
"When was the last time you guys had a fight? Which couple doesn't fight? Fighting is NORMAL for couples! Any couple that doesn't fight is ABNORMAL!"
She things about it:
That's TRUE, she submits.
All my friends fight with their guys!
π€·
I MUST be the odd one!
She asks Satan, "What do WE (she is in league with Satan now!) do?"
Satan smiles.
π
He smells blood!
Go discuss with the Board of Directors!
Every woman has a Board of Directors they run everything by: THEIR FRIENDS.
They meet up that evening to talk...
She asks Satan, "What do WE (she is in league with Satan now!) do?"
Satan smiles.
π
He smells blood!
Go discuss with the Board of Directors!
Every woman has a Board of Directors they run everything by: THEIR FRIENDS.
They meet up that evening to talk...
She tables her problem (peace at home is now a PROBLEM!π) before them.
They advice her what to do:
"Stir up some drama! You need to spice up your relationship! Don't you know make up sex is the best sex? You can't have make up sex if you don't have a fight!"
Satan smiles...
π
They advice her what to do:
"Stir up some drama! You need to spice up your relationship! Don't you know make up sex is the best sex? You can't have make up sex if you don't have a fight!"
Satan smiles...
π
They tell her what to do.
She executes it perfectly.
Man is confused: where is all this coming from? Why these accusations? What is wrong with her?
He has no idea the Board of Directors had hatched the plan.
He had no idea the Chairman (Satan) is behind it all...
She executes it perfectly.
Man is confused: where is all this coming from? Why these accusations? What is wrong with her?
He has no idea the Board of Directors had hatched the plan.
He had no idea the Chairman (Satan) is behind it all...
To her, she's "spicing up" her relationship.
It's too boring.
I've not had make up sex in like, forever- and the Board of Directors say it's the best sex ever! I'm missing out on that!
She just listened to Satan.
And she brought a needless storm into her relationship...
π
It's too boring.
I've not had make up sex in like, forever- and the Board of Directors say it's the best sex ever! I'm missing out on that!
She just listened to Satan.
And she brought a needless storm into her relationship...
π
And her beautiful, wonderful relationship crashes because she listened to wrong counsel.
Ladies:
IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!
Your men have just ONE problem with your relationships:
Your Board of Directors.
Those BITCHES will always lead you astray.
ALWAYS.
Selah...
π
Ladies:
IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!
Your men have just ONE problem with your relationships:
Your Board of Directors.
Those BITCHES will always lead you astray.
ALWAYS.
Selah...
π
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