The Matt Gaetz Home For Wayward Women needs your support.
You thought I was joking right? news.yahoo.com/matt-gaetz-spe…
Exclusive footage of the GaetzMobile in Florida.
His all women audience believes the election was stolen. So they hired an accused pedophile and sex trafficker to motivate them. wfaf.org
Although Matt loves the ladies, Gaetz's Spirit Douche Animal is Roger Stone... but Roger prefers to dance with the jihadi beard election conspiracy dudes.
The GaetzGaeme seems on full send. Too bad about those payment receipts and his child rapey wingman doing a deal with the feds. twitter.com/mattgaetz

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10 Apr
All aboard the Gaetz Weinermobile. politico.com/news/2021/04/0…
TheGaetzDaetzRaeptz Guy is trying to stay offensive. So far so good. news.yahoo.com/strategy-polit…
Prostitution, Venmo and Sugar Daddies are a thing. But not a good thing. Very evocative of Anthony Weiner and Sydney Leathers who trolled hard for rubes. Could a high profile politician be compromised by a prostitute? Maybe we should ask Anthony and Matt.
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10 Apr
Christopher Miller’s name is oddly buried way down in this story. There were a group of Pentagon hires that immediately and desperately tried to shift our global security position after Esperanto was fired. This needs to be linked to Kushner’s slush fund. apnews.com/article/capito…
Esper dammit. Pre Nov 9 Trump kept pushing Esper to deploy the National Guard. But Miller was also reluctant. Nunes and Prince Minions suddenly appeared inside the Pentagon. Tata went on a last minute Hejira. Why? npr.org/2020/11/10/933…
The Capitol event had no effective subversive elements, no measurable impact on our election and was made up of clowns and a sprinkling of LARPers. But even the inclusion of one pro set on a measurable outcome would have devastated this nation’s self image and stability.
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8 Apr
Watched the last two depressing episodes of Ken Burn's cancelculturefest bio of Toxic Hemingway. The good news is we will have lots of Pence and Trumplet books to read. For Whom The Cash Register Rolls. cnn.com/2021/04/07/pol…
Hemingway is hard to read but no one can take away the books even if the myth got beat up by a skinny old guy in a child actor's toupee. Pretty much everything in the doc about "Papa" is terrible, embarrassing, dastardly and ugly. I hope we don't lose Shakespeare to Me Too.
It was good filmmaking but it left out the PR aspect of authors and publishers that are often required to sell books. Hemingway embellished his story's because his audience wanted more. A warning to those who want their work stand on its own. Even if it doesn't sell as well.
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7 Apr
At this point the Republican party seems to be gaslighting itself. Or the King of Whore-a-Lago is grifting so hard the GOP minions can't find other sources of funds. fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-t…
I Dictator Donny can convince the slope pated cultists that he won the election, why wouldn't they continue on that successful but fictional trajectory? But wait...Democrats are not entirely convinced elections aren't rigged. msn.com/en-us/news/pol…
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6 Apr
“Woke” in quotes is a MAGAtard invention. “Triggered” aka Karen’s are beasts of the right. “Antifa” is what fuels their fear. At some point they will have their own cult language and their own social media platform but will require cultural advisors to communicate to the left.
Creating verbal flags to outrage sociographic profiles looks more like cult recruiting than marketing. Americans want to be safe, healthy and protect themselves from the pandemic. The need to divide and mislead a political cult over a health issue is irresponsible and deadly.
Stupidity and confusion is actually built in to Q messaging. Much like cults and sects had secret communication tools to identify themselves. It doesn't mean it's smart but becomes a linguistic and communications style. Where is Dan Brown these days?
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The 70's called. They want their design motif's back. It will look good parked in my all electric home from GE.
I am happy for GM. They said they "sold out" the first run. If they had asked me to design it I would have included an 8-track and a vinyl roof. Maybe a little more vinyl wood to add class.
Retro cars are a sign of fear and lack of self confidence in design. Some like the BMW pull it off, others kinda make you feel sad that there is no more innovation in the joy of transportation. These retro inspired cars are also tiny and simliar looking.
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