Every episode of Colton's gay reality show leaked
Episode 1: Colton Makes Friends
- Colton meets Gus at a coffee shop and Gus agrees to be his gay guide.
-Gus introduces him to terms like "Bear" "Twink" and "Otter."
-Brunch with a rag tag group of gays! (4-5 in total. 1 is non-muscular, 1 is femme-ish, 1-2 are POC)
Episode 2: Colton goes to a gay bar
- Gus and the boys take him to a gay bar for the first time. Fish out of water story ensues!
- Colton sees his first drag show. Drag Race alums meet him backstage, put him in a silly wig! That's drag baby!
Episode 3: Colton orders Apps
- Gus and the gays introduce him to Grindr. We get a very very palatable demonstration of its use for straight audiences. He squirms.
- The gays encourage him to go on a date. It does not go well.
-No physical contact.
Episode 4: Colton gets in the game
-Not about dating... SPORTS ep!
-Colton brings the gays to a football field to go through basic training.
-Only Gus and Colton excel. The other gays are bad at it.
-Michael Sam makes a guest experience. Gays in sports!
Episode 5: Colton gets ACTIVE
- Gus and the gays teach him very important lessons about activism and the plight of the LGBT community.
- They visit a community center where queer youth talk about their struggles. Colton cries.
- Episode ends with him giving a moving speech.
Episode 6: Colton and his family
- Colton goes home to spend time with his family. Gus comes with him.
- We explore themes of childhood and religion.
- Mom and Dad have a serious conversation with Colton. TEARS!
- Episode ends with a tender hug between Gus and Colton.
Episode 7: Colton is PROUD
- Colton goes to his first every Gay Pride celebration (COVID permitting).
- He and the gays meet for brunch. They explain what happens at pride to an anxious Colton.
- Billy Eichner makes a cameo.
- Colton walks with the CitiBank float.
Episode 8: (Season Finale) Colton accepts his Rose.
- Colton decides he's ready to find love.
- He and Gus assess a series of men on Tinder. Colton goes on 1-2 bad dates.
- Gus & Colton meet. Colton admits he just wish he could find some one like Gus. Intense eye contact. Fin.
General Guidlines:
- Colton and Gus work out in no new fewer than 4 episodes.
- Regular shots of Colton staring into the distance on either bluffs or piers.
- Gay sex is only discussed in euphemism.
There. Now we don't need to make it.
Bonus Episode: Colton NAILS @QueerEye
-In this crossover event, Colton meets the Fab 5 who make give him the queer eye treatment
- @nicolebyer makes a guest appearance during @Karamo's segment where they make dessert and about life as a public figure
(TY @johnc223 for the inspo)

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