The funniest thing is that Phil, Ben and Shirley were actually the most reticent about the heist. Kat came up with the job originally and pushed for it with Phil, and Kush practically begged to be there (and Kat backed him up). But it is Phil, Ben and Shirley who 'must pay' 😂
Because, in EE lore, if you choose to go into business with the Mitchells, everything is always their fault and you are a victim of them because they are Bad and you are Good. I'm surprised people don't blame the Mitchells every time they forget their anniversary.
Kush: I have to make the criminals pay for their crimes
Me: *waits for Kush to hand himself in for the literal kidnap of a child*
Me: *waits for Kush to hand himself in for the literal kidnap of a child*
Honestly, though, I find it all kinds of fascinating how these terrible awful shit useless criminals get bigged up by the Square residents, and how people use that to distort the reality of their own terrible decisions (and therefore removing their own responsibility).
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