NORWICH GOT PROMOTED

LET’S DO THIS

One very wonky squad of promotion-winning Canaries coming up. It will probably be a disaster. Look at Emi Buendía - this is as good as it’s going to get.

RTs spread the pain 💛💚 ImageImage
Good grief it’s a rough start ImageImage
About thirty more of these to go. Could be a long day. No one is going to come out of this well, least of all us. ImageImage
Oh lord ImageImage
This hasn't gone well. Not well at all. ImageImage
Moving on Image
Giving ourselves a solid 3.5/10 for this ImageImage
On a scale of 1 to 10, how big should Teemu Pukki's beard be?
We have our doubts as to whether his neck can really be that long. Seems unlikely. ImageImage
No Tettey, no party 🥳 ImageImage
Awful ImageImage
Manchild ImageImage
Two bad things happening - one, we are bad at drawing and two, our yellow sharpie is running out which could jeopardise this whole sorry endeavor ImageImage
Substitute located. Hero of the hour. 💛 Image
Big lovely face ImageImage
Well this got out of hand ImageImage
Morning ImageImage
Somehow think "bad-drawings-of-Norwich-players" might no longer be today's biggest football story. THANKS SUPER LEAGUE. Image
Pouty. Maybe he's whistling. ImageImage
It has been brought to our attention that we have drawn Pob. Apologies. ImageImage
Current mood ImageImage

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RT's appreciated

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