One of my favorite @LA_Kings_67 stories from his Neo-Nazi Nonsense days is how he assaulted a cop — so the police department (his words) “kindly invited me to leave the county and never come back."

We just found a 1985 letter from his probation officer and it’s hilaaaaarious.
Failure to report will “result in your being brought back to Trinity County. You don’t want this and neither do I, but I don’t have a choice in the matter and you do.”

Best part?

@LA_Kings_67 is Facebook friends with that cop now.
No joke, you should follow @LA_Kings_67 (for many reasons - I’m biased, but still).

His Neo-Nazi Nonsense stories are MODERN CLASSICS of the genre.
It will never not be equal parts bizarre and hysterically funny to me that the guy who did prison time for violent Neo-Nazi assaults...

... is the same guy I caught lying down on the carpet yesterday whispering ‘who’s a good kitty you’re the best kitty’ to the demon cat

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More from @MsEntropy

18 Apr
So jury deliberations in the Derek Chauvin trial start April 19, do they?

... that’s quite the unfortunate date.
I’m going to just put in a small request for the federal government to hold off on all “Anglo-Saxon” KKKaucus announcements, statements on proposed gun control measures, appointments of Waco veterans to ATF, and so on and so forth until May.

[can’t blame a girl for asking.]
April 19-20 are dates of some relatively key significance on the calendar of white people violence.

Like...
- Waco
- OKC
- CSA raid
- Hitler’s birthday
- Patriot Day
- Columbine

And so on
Read 4 tweets
16 Apr
Did I ever tell you the one about the Aryan Nations Pastor and the Neo-Nazi lawyer who have been suing the absolute shit out of each other for the whoooooole past decade (over what, I still can’t really tell)?

Because THIS one is...a thing to behold.
This might be my favorite legal document of all time.

“THE BIBLICAL & MORAL CASE FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF LAKE COUNTY OHIO AND, IF NECESSARY, OF THE STATE OF OHIO”

[the county isn’t even the party he’s counter-suing.]
Just ... pause and marvel at this one more time.

Let it sink in, before I continue.
Read 20 tweets
15 Apr
New thread series, by request!

I’ll add some more below; series includes, among other bananas Neo-Nazi stories, the case of—

Mr. Walter White (no, really) of the California KKK.
1. The one where a Neo-Nazi gets angry that the court won’t defend his right to start a race war, and threatens to start a race war as a result...

... in legal paperwork filed with said court.
2. Neo-Nazi failsons and the Nietzschean eternal recurrence of the Race War that will never happen:

The Talculm X Wars: ‘Every Nazi I Don’t Like Is Secretly Not White [Also Probably a Jew and Fed]’
Read 14 tweets
15 Apr
Anti-racists have such conflicting attitudes over former Neo Nazis and ex fascists.

I’ve been die-hard, actively anti my whole life, targeted personally since I was a kid, etc., so I understand much of the skepticism and cynicism, but —

I want to say something real quick.
Some of the most committed, generous, and helpful people fighting white supremacy today ARE formers.

Yes, treat disavowal / disengagement claims with caution, demand accountability in word as well as action, and no one is required to forgive, but know this:
I often see all formers treated as:

1) inherently untrustworthy and beyond redemption even if their help is accepted

2) scientific “specimens” by researchers and academics - like their sole purpose is to be studied as useful oddities

(#2 makes me extremely angry, btw)
Read 5 tweets
15 Apr
Nowa Cumig - ‘In the Center of the Universe’

American Indian Movement. #AIM now and forever.
Dennis Banks and Russell Means meant so much to me growing up - juxtaposing a Kirsti Noem Tweet with AIM leaders feels like sacrilege.
Read 5 tweets
15 Apr
“Unbelievable” story about a Neo-Nazi you say... twitter.com/i/events/13823…
summary judgment : pretty damn “par for ye ole Neo Nazi course”
One of the days I’ll tell you some of my actually-for-real-unbelievable Neo-Nazi stories

Withrop is only about a 6.0 on the scale.
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