I AM A GROWN REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN MAN AND I AM UPSET THAT DISNEY WORLD HAS REMOVED RACISM AND DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT FROM MY FAVORITE CHILDREN’S RIDES!
They changed the theme of Splash Mountain, which was initially Song of the South, a movie no kids today remember and so racist that Disney locked it in the vault forever, to Princess & the Frog which introduced the first Black Disney Princess. 
One awful change made to Pirates of the Caribbean that offends this dude’s “Republican Christian values” is that Disney removed the animatronic pirates, arms out, chasing terrified animatronic women around. How dare they?!
They removed Trader Sam, a grotesquely racist depiction of an African man selling shrunken heads near a group of spear-wielding African “head-hunters” with piles of human skulls at their feet. What a mood killer!
Sorry, but as a grown-ass woman who still loves Disney World, I feel the compulsion to defend their decisions and clarify the “wokeness” this moron is bitching about. Fin.
This whole opinion piece is just one giant self own.
Ok now I’m really done.
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