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8 Oct, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Between the blood in his eyes and the fly on his head, Pence was like a one-man story of Passover last night.
Pharaohnavirus.
Happy Penceover.
Pence is an expert at afikomansplaining. I’m done now I swear.
I hope he doesn’t DAYENU of COVID. Now I’m really done.

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