Dragonji meeting a foxxian whose tails are just a little bit too big for his body.
Their first meeting is a clash of sensation.
Quite literally.
foxxian, so unbalanced from the weight of his tails, topples from the tree branch he was perching on and lands straight on Lwj
Dragonji was quite enjoying his stroll before he became a crash mat.
There was little warning for the imminent collision, only a horrible breaking sound like a tree branch snapping followed by a scream.
Dragonji looked up, only to see the sun being eclipsed by a giant bottom
“Wha-“ with a sound like a dragon being squashed by a screaming fox, Lwj found himself face planting the earth.
There was a weight on his back, that shifted and wriggled and giggled. “Ahh phew!! At least it was a soft landing!!”
“M’excush meh.”
*POOF*
As a defence mechanism, all of foxxians tails poofed up, carrying him up off lwj’s back like a big fluffy balloon.
Indeed Lwj could only see a pair of bright eyes behind a ball of of fur when he finally brought himself to his feet, his face and pride smarting
There was long moment in which they just stared at each other. Lwj could feel where a leaf which had been stuck on his face was slowly detaching and falling off.
His eye twitched.
The ball of fluff giggled
“You have a little something-“
“I am aware.”
“Here let me get it for you -“ foxxian stepped forward eagerly, forgetting the unfortunately long length of his tails, and in a repeat of Lwj earlier, face planted.
Lwj very nearly laughed
Foxxians face was smudged with dirt when he looked up, yet he suddenly broke into an face splitting smile, stunning Lwj momentarily.
“Oopsie hehe! That wasn’t very cool of me” he smiled ruefully, and Lwj fought to gather his thoughts back from ‘Smile. Pretty. Smile. Pret-“
“Prett- pretentious.” Dragonji coughed, the tips of his antlers tinging pink.
Foxxian pouted, rolling onto his side and exposing more of his devastating smile. And pretty collarbone. And long neck. And red lips. And -
“Are you... dribbling??”
Dragonji is mortified. He thought he grew out of this habit when he was 4.
“Ahah it’s cute! I dribble too, although it’s usually when I look at food! “ foxxian grins, then gasps loudly. “Wait ! You don’t plan to eat me do you ??!”
‘Well.’ Lwj thinks
“I am a vegetarian.” He says, and foxxian sighs in relief.
“And, I would not eat my future spouse.”
“Yeah, that makes sense- SPOUSE??”
“When you fell on me, I touched your... behind. Therefore we must be wed, so I may take responsibility for my actions.”
“Take responsibility?! It’s not like you saw me naked-“
“That is for our wedding night.”
“I mean, unless you hit something too hard when I fell on you and now you’re not thinking straight-“
“I am not thinking straight.”
Lwj tightens his grip around foxxians waist who squeaks, cheeks flushing pink.
“What are you thinking then?” He mlems, tongue lolling out as he looks up at Lwj through dark lashes.
Lwj has always been a supporter of actions over words.
I had no plot to start with then lost the semblance of a plot I built halfway through so I’m sorry this made no sense whatsoever 😭😂❤️❤️❤️ as always, they do get married because Wwx sat on lwj’s face once and Lwj knew from then on Wwx should do the same thing everyday
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Single dad yb loses sight of his daughter in a busy mall. Whilst he’s frantically searching, his little girl finds a very nice looking gege, who offers to stay with her until they find her A-die.
YB is nearly tearing his hair out with worry, whilst Yue-er is busy telling her new bestfriend all about how cool her a-die is
“My a-die can dance, and skootboard!”
“Skateboard*” Xz corrects gently, and she nods so enthusiastically xz is worried her head is going to fall off.
One day Lwj is going on his daily jog when he finds a bunny directly in his path. A small, fluffy, slightly drunk looking (is that even posible for bunnies?) black bunny, that hops over to lwj’s feet then parks it’s round bottom on his shoe as if staking it’s claim on lwj
Hm. Interesting.
Lwj has two pet bunnies, so he is not unaccustomed to how to care for the furry creatures.
But something about this bunny is... different.
It’s eyes - a startling grey which is in itself almost unheard of for bunnies - are too intelligent. They look at Lwj with an almost human like curiosity, blinking slowly in a way that feels almost like a grin when Lwj deliberates taking the animal home
Wangxian post canon where one night, Lwj is late home. Wwx knows Lwj has been teaching today, so he goes to find his husband instead. When he reaches lwj’s classroom and slides open the door he sees Lwj, and in his arms is a gently snoozing baby disciple
Lwj blinks slowly in a gesture to tell Wwx to move quietly, but Wwx is already barely breathing in fear of waking the sleeping little one.
The little body rises and falls with each slow breath, and lwjs hand is a cradle on the back of the child’s head
‘How long have they been sleeping?’ Wwx mouths at lwj, who replies ‘since the end of class’
The child’s breath catches and they both freeze, then let out a silent sigh when no further reaction happens.
YB picking xz up on his motorcycle. It’s a cold day, and xzs cheeks are flushed red as he hurries up to yb. YB smiles as he takes off his helmet, hands reaching up to tug at the edges of xzs beanie and pull it further down to cover his face.
“There, now you won’t be cold”
Xz laughs and tries to wrestle Ybs hands away but it doesn’t work so he just carries on giggling, and YB is so endeared by him and basically what I’m getting at it is that they’re soft and in love
Wangxian post canon where it’s snowy in CR, and Wwx decides a snowball fight is in order. He gathers all the juniors, lays down the basic ground rules “no concealed rocks in your snowballs” and then they’re off!
It’s utter mayhem. LJY is screaming, Lwj is trying to protect Wwx-
Wwx gets a snowball thrown at his backside that Lwj destroys with wangji. LSZ is holding his own and both wangxian are very proud of their son. LJY is still screaming. And then Lwj gets hit in the face with a snowball.
Uh oh
There’s silence for a moment whilst snow slowly slides off lwj’s face.
“Well,” Wwx laughs nervously, “that was fun but I think it’s time to go home-“