Thread by @vivamjm

Read ..(& Listen: David Brent eat ur heart out)
& why I am glad to be retired from the industry; what my former colleagues are growing through; why it is "border facilitation" only just begun & how much they're underappreciated in getting your produce to store/exports delivered.

woke up this morning, wondrin’ what day it was,
‘Cos ev’ry day so far this year, I concur
Has been a god damn blur.
And I’m feeling dazed and confused,
I’ve got the Brexit Customs Blues.
You’ve had plenty of time (they say) to get your process straight
But the info’ we were given

Was incomplete and far too late.
We’re working all hours and having a moan
That’s ‘cos the office is our new home.
There is no rhyme or reason, or any give and take
You’d think we’d committed treason
‘Cos our T form’s run out of date.
It’s 6 days to Greece and you only get 8

The slightest delay and you end up late.
Because…
Boris got it done
He got a free trade deal,
But it doesn’t feel that free to me
At least that how it seems, when you’re
Stuck right in the middle, between a nightmare and a dream.
*Free movement & Free circulation it aint*

You wouldn’t believe what we have to do, you ain’t got a clue
But the M20’s clear, so what’s the fuss, what’s the hullabaloo?
You knew it was coming…well…didn’t you?
Then why has every one of us, got the Brexit Customs Blues?
Now we keep getting emails, from Gov dot UK

With the missing information
We should’ve had by New Year’s Day.
Meanwhile everybody’s getting stressed
Oh what a Brexit Customs mess.
Because…
Boris got it done
I think I’m gonna’ cry
We’ve been thrown in at the deep end
We’ve been hung out to dry, now we’re

Struggling with amnesia, ‘cos our brain cells have been fried
From DDP to Traces, I don’t think that I can face it
There’s acronyms a-plenty, and we’re all running on empty
All hell has gone and broken loose; I think I’m gonna become a recluse…
I didn’t sign up for this

Not like in the old days

We’ve got the Brexit
We’ve got the Brexit
We’ve got the Brexit Customs Blues.

Fed up, had enough, frustrated, various words (unprintable) to that effect.
But still cracking on, grinning and bearing it and taking the abuse. ital-logistics.com/brexitblues/