Nobody likes Mitt Romney

do they?

I dunno that'd be such a weird thing to like
Romney's face looks like it needs sandpaper treatment

It's like... trying to like a cactus
the Google results speak for themselves.

There's nothing worth salvaging here
I'm going to read this and seriously try to be open. politico.com/news/magazine/…
no no NO.

this defense of Mitt Romney comes off like the author wrote it out of PITY.

BLEH
LOOK. Look. Here's how far I'm willing to go on this.

I think pretending to be for Romney was WORSE than the start of the Trump era.
At least with Trump there was less ass puckering denial
Seriously if you like Mitt Romney feel free to explain why. It's a mystery to me.
Otherwise I'm gonna forget Mitt Romney even exists for the next couple of months, like always.

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